Sorry I have the big Grippe
Back when it's not the DayQuill talking...
Brb

[Annoucement of the Week]
92 is coming to Wonderful Toronto for the weekend
Do I need to say anything more than

PARTY!!!!!

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[Recurring themes]
A travers les désormais tout à fait habituels Marineland and François Pérusses variations,

chrome+harmonie
gars boxers - Along with hits for Occupation Double et La ligue Universitaire D'Improvisation
susumu tachi invisible jacket
tv OR show OR sound "days of our life" - Because if you put OR in caps between your words, you really increase the accuracy of the hits
filles bimbo
"envie de pisser" - est de retour... dommage que je sorte sur la même page que le site Femmes salopes erotiques sadomasochistes cul exhibitionisme
Still number 2 for lunettes diesel
And #3 for "pine mountain fire logs"
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Did I tell you 92 is coming for the weekend???

[Quiz of the day]
Maybe a reflection of my mood today?
Témoignage your results, people!


Victims are tied into you and stretched inch by agonizing inch, until they are either rent limb from limb or they confess. Or hey, maybe both. Not as bad as some people, someone tells you what you want to hear you'll feel better.

What torture would you be?

And Titanium Man used to call me Miss Rack-a-Lot... he KNEW!
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[Obligatory Saddam's Capture Related Political Humour]


Mike Lester, Rome News-Tribune, Rome, GA

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[The most important day of the year]
Happy B-Day 92!!!!! Tu es une grande fille maintenant!
92.... La nouvelle idole d'un peuple... la terreur des wanna be.. défendrice des mal aimées négligées...
Bonne Fête mon p'tit sac de DNA Chérie..
Pis quand tu seras devenue folle, je m'occuperai personnellement de te trouver une maison de fous pour te placer..
La même de où Titanium Man s'échappe 1 fin de semaine sur 3..
De même tu sais que ça va être facile de sortir venir me voir de temps en temps...
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[Ahhh que la neige a neigé]
En fin de semaine, y'a neigé..
Ben...
HIER y'a neigé
La première vraie neige
Un gros 12cm réparti sur toute la journée, ça a commencé à 6h AM.. (C'est même pas 5", ça là)

Alors le bilan à matin?
750 accidents reportés à l'OPP (la police ontarienne, pour ceux qui le savent pas), au moins 4 morts.
750, crisse...
750 maudits anglais colons qui ont pris le champ à cause que y'avait de la neige
Chue-tu toute seule à trouver que ça a même pas de bon sens être incompétents de même?

Un des accidents, une fille de 4 ans sérieusement blessée, la raison:
"The roads were wet in the two right lanes and slushy in the left lane," [OPP Sgt.] said
Ben OUI! The roads were WET..
calvaire.. s'il-vous plait.. Dites moi au moins que y'avait 4 pieds de neige sur la route pis tellement de flocons qu'on voyait rien à 2 pouces du windshield!
Pas que l'asphalte était MOUILLEE!
Je m'ennuie de Montréal.....
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[L'amie de Fat-Barbu wins survivor]
Boring-boring-boring-bitch-bitch-Immunity Tribal Council
Back to camp-blabla-bitch-bitch-alliance
Morticia gets voted off
Boring-Blabla-Immunity challenge-Freaky-Scout-now self-proclaimed aerobics master of squats wins
Bitch-bitch-Tribal Council-Freaky Scout votes off Blondie-Laite-Menteur-que-j'hais-depuis-le-début
2 left - Freaky Scout and Chiquita-Banana
Blablabla-Last tribal council
Bullshit-Opening statements-more bullshit
Question-bullshit answer-question-bullshit answer like that multiplied by 7
Bullshit-closing arguments-vote
Bye bye Ugly-Freaky-Scout, Bravo Chiquita-Banana
Another Badge, the Freak did not get... the Survivor 1 million dollar one
End of Survivor Pearl Island.
Bon débarras, crisse.. j'étais ben écoeurée de l'écouter

Mauvaise nouvelle:
January: All-Star Survivor
Bonne nouvelle:
Fat-Barbu will be in it..
I'll have to watch it again...
Damn!

[I am not dead]
Just so you know I am still there
Until I have time to write more

I was starting to think Google had forgotten me.
I only had friends visiting! Imagine the tragedy!

Well thank god, everything is back to normal and some people still come visit by mistake.
I even had a few premature-searchers looking for.. eh oui.. Marineland Song! Wooo Hoooo!!

envie pressante - Bon, y'est revenu, lui, avec son envie de pisser
francois pérusse lyrics
a quoi sa ressemble cinnamon - Je suis numéro 1 pour celle là, quand même!
the lyrics to the marineland song
yolita asian - Number 1 there too! Great!
lunettes diesel - Thank god for Vin Diesel and I'm tribute # 159 (le gars y voulait les trouver ses maudites lunettes pour se rendre jusque là!)
chanson thème de marineland - #1!! Comme d'habitude!
#7 - invisible jacket in 2008
#4 - soap days of our lives
And the number one Favorite Search also hit #1:
pastille halls
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['Tis the season for buying your friends' love]
Soyez fiers de moi, svp...
J'ai commencé à préparer mes cadeaux de Noel pour mes amis
En cherchant LE cadeau idéal, je suis tombée sur une couple d'idées pas mal interessantes:

Tout le monde connait mes talents pour les arts & crafts, je pourrais donner une couple de Tampon Angel. Thanks to the detailed "How To" available

1. Dip into water until tampon expands.
2. Remove and tie at the top to create the angel's head.
3. Let hang (by handy dandy string) for several days until dry.
4. Paint face with peach or skin tone color, and draw small
black dots for eyes.
5. Add blush or pink paint to cheeks.
6. Paint "dress" with glimmer paint.
7. Criss-cross thin gold ribbon across chest (around neck) .
8. Add yellow doll hair to top of head as well as a gold
pipe cleaner for a halo.
9. For the grand finale...glue small gold angel wings to back.

Ta da!!!
You would never know she belonged anywhere other than your tree!!!!


Pour les amateurs de classiques:


Pour les romantiques, les Smittens:


I created the idea of Smittens while on a romantic walk with my husband. We were trying to hold hands through our bulky mittens, when it dawned on me to create a mitten that was large enough for both our hands. That way, I thought, we could truly hold hands.
The perfect gift for:
Walking Enthusiasts, Apres Skis, Sporting Events, Valentine's Day, Anniversaries, Newlyweds, Engagements, Twins & Kids and More!

Pour les moins de classe, Poop Moose Candy Dispenser


Et pour celui qui a déjà tout, le cadeau le plus inutile du monde, Pig Catapult

[Dumb Warnings]

Unknown Tampons
Final step: "Pull up underwear".

Red Barron Pizza
Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap
This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

Sony Vaio PCV-J200 Computer
Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening

Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.

Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine
Take one - two teaspoons full by mouth.

Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Unknown Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Unknown Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes

Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)
Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting

Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Caution: Risk of fire

Ansell Condoms
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.



[Google... Google.. Dis moi qui est la plus populaire...]
Seulement 3 perdus depuis le 8 Novembre:

# 6 pour envie pressante
#1 pour PHOTO DE L'ANIMATEUR MORGAN DE FUN RADIO
#2 pour "poulet vivant"
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[Wanted: CowBoy to keep me warm]
I'm leaving for Calgary a bit later today.. I will be back on Friday, try not to miss me too much!
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Previously on Survivor:
Creepy-Fat-Barbu is voted off and everybody remaining annoys me

Only 7 rejects to go.
I tried to scientifically calculate the quantity of air time each of them got in the first 10 min in hopes that I would know in advance who would be voted off this week but the producers are becoming more subtile and if I cared, it would almost have been a suspense!

Crisis of the day: Back to camp after the Fat-Barbu eviction ceremony, the fish is gone...
Fat-Barbu, taking his Jesus role very seriously and apparently not having seen all the foreshawdowing hints that he would be voted off, had left them with a bucket-full of fish to last them at least the night without starving to death.
It is assumed that one of Fat-Barbu's allies, pissed off the Tribe's Provider and Santa Claus got booted out betrayed by everyone, threw the fish away in a defiant revenge act.
Ooooooooo.. how fuckin' deviously evil!
Well panic hits, people cry, everybody thinks they will die of hunger now and good for you, should have kept Fat-Barbu around since the remaining wanna-be survivors are pretty incompetent:
Crazy-Scout looses fish hooks
Tim Burton brings back electric sting-rays
The Black-Desagreable and Morticia only want to sit around and do nothing
Christa-Les-Couettes hasn't been seen fishing so far
Chiquita-Banana is too busy bitching at Blondie-Demi-Portion all the time and telling him to go fuck himself
and the only cooking we've seen Demi-Portion do so far is cook coconut in the fiery debate in the episode "fried coconut tastes like popcorn" a few weeks ago

More crying of Christa-Les-Couettes who's the main suspect, more arguing and fighting and fuck off and for a moment there are more BEEEPP than words and I believe I am watching a Jerry Springer episode.
The whole drama ends with Tim Burton's night time discovery of the spilled fish behind the camp after he woke up smelling something fishy.. heu heu
Oh
And the camera inteview of Chiquita Banana confessing to the crime

My god... is it already time for the Rewards Challenge?
Wow... Time flies when you're having a crisis, uh?!
Quiz questions, everytime you get it right, you make someone else walk the plank
Twist: it is not the contestants who will be thrown to the sharks.. but.. their... LOVED ONES!!
*Tears in Freaky-Scout eyes*
Chiquita Banana's Hubby
Black-Desagreable' s high school sweet heart
(ok.. maybe someone can explain to me what that would mean exactly? Like he's her boyfriend or not?)
*Freaky Scout is already crying...*
Christa-Les-Couettes Fiancé (Damn! She's HIS fiancé.. not just a sneaky chick with nothing!)
*Christa-Les-Couettes and Freaky-Scout are bawling*
Tim Burton's mom (Fuck! My Mom!), Morticia's Boyfriend, Freaky-Scout's Ugly-Husband
*She is hysterical.. Self-control, another badge she never earned*
Jiffy-Pop-The Host says he will start to cry too
Demi-Portion's best buddy, affectueusement surnommé "Thunder D"
*Me yelling in my living room: Oh ben Tabarnak! Demi-Portion est gay!!!*

Crisse.. vous me ferai pas accroire qu'y'est pas gay, lui là! Tchèquez-y la pose!!



Then, all this happy reunion comes to a halt as a terrible turn of events unfolds, worst than the fish crisis:
Blondie-Demi-Portion: Dude, where's Grand-ma?
Thunder D: She died, dude.. didn't you get my letter?
Inspector-Gadget-Weird-Feeling-O'Meter-Clue: When did we move from Survivor to Temptation Island where the contestants can receive letters?

If everybody was not crying already, they would probably have started at the sad news but the show must go on and it's time for the Walk-The-Plank-Newlyweds Game, where the rewards is to return to camp and spend 24h with the loved person
Chiquita-Banana wants to piss off Demi-Portion and moves Thunder D one step closer to the water

"I have like a million questions about my Grand-Ma but obvioulsy no one cares"
Guilt-Trip-O'Meter: Woooooo wooooooo Red Alert Red Alert (Listen, I am BRAINWASHED to recognize guilt trips, ok?!)
Apparently no one else in that game is and they all kill everybody else's peon instead of Demi-Portion in a sympathetic generous self-sacrificing gesture so that Blondie can spend the nite with his guay lover.. er.. I mean get answers and closure about his dead Grand-Ma
As a reward for their selfless act, everyone except the guay couple.. er... Demi-Portion and Thunder D, gets deported for the nite to another beach with only a machete and water-proof matches. That will teach them to be generous for next time!
Demi-Portion hugs and thanks everybody (except Chiquita-Banana) a million times, and some more and leaves with Thunder D

Dude... did you see how they all sacrificed to let me win?
Hahahaaaa
My Grandma is at home watching Jerry Springer

AH-HA!!!!!!!!
My Titanium-Lie-Detector was right!
Apparently, some people will pretend a loved one died to manipulate others..
Excuse me while I go throw up
I am still Super-Inspector-Gadget!

The rest of the show is pretty uneventful as usual
Bitching-bitching-talking behind people's back-bitching-trying to form alliances not to get voted off-bitching-bitching-Immunity Challenge-Tribal Council-Black Desagreable goes back home.

[No More Move]
Sorry no post yesterday and today
Been too busy playing Bejeweled on MSN with 92
We're going for the Guiness Record

... Brb

[Edition Speciale du Samedi soir]
There were ways of cheating, after all...
After trying to log on remotely from another computer to log on with a different IP,
After searching for Pate a dents, fat-barbu, cinnamon chrome,
They went to Anonymizer.com, searched for weather pixie and FINALLY managed to get the 1000th hit
Amazing the extent people will go
Bravo to Riboui and Guelph King for their effort..





Their message, knowing how seriously some other people took this little challenge:
FUCK YOU DMAN! We beat you to it!
I love my friends!
Too bad they are gay, the prize was a blowjob...
Oh well.....

Thunder Storm
Lightning
Zoom in on a rattle snake crawling around
Creepy music
It's night time
We see Fat-Barbu in Scary-Green-Night time-Vision
Fat-Barbu can't sleep
He misses his wife, Laura
He is having a conversation with her right now
Except she's not there but he is still answering himself
He tries to crawl on a rock to sleep
Creepy.. definitely creepy
I'm not sure I like him so much anymore, I'm kindda getting scared of him
I think he is deranged
More snake creeping around and more lightning
According to this year's editing patterns, it doesn't look good that we see so much of him already today
He will be the one going home
OH NO!



While I'm starting to feel despair at the thought of having to watch the rest of the episodes without Fat-Barbu and wondering if I will even bother, the show continues
I'm already only half watching it

An obstacle course to win some fishing trip on a catamaran with pizza and beer
The only real highlight, Fat-Barbu with his foot caught in the net, falling with a back flip, and a little censored-pixeled circle in the middle of his skirt and Jeff-the-Host exclaiming
"We saw wayyy too much of Fat-Barbu on this one"
Thank you for sparing us the Fat-Barbu-Sausage!

Demi-Portion-Blondie goes with Freaky-Scout and I have no idea what really happened cuz I went to make myself a sandwich
Crab sandwich.. appropriate, no?

I think Freaky-Scout was crying on the boat for whatever and Fat-Barbu was pissed off that Tim Burton gave his reward to Demi-Portion-Not-Funny when he, Super-Fat-Barbu, gave Tim Burton his bacon, his breakfast reward.. his super-delicious breakfast
Ok
I really don't like him that much
He freaks me out now
He his hacking at something mumbling *I'll never give him anything again... no.. except my vote... grumble-grumble-grumble*
yeah... ok.. stay away from me Creepy-Fat-Barbu

The Immunity challenge is a weird dart game and SHIT! Tim Burton wins so I know for sure now it's the end of Fat-Barbu
While I am trying to dry my tears,
they go back to camp and all the lame bla-bla-bla around Tribal-Council strategy is cut with shots of the rattle snake eating some sort of big bebitte, I think a lizard or an iguana or something like that with super creepy music
I guess Fat-Barbu is the bebitte and Tim Burton is the snake
How clever
NOT!
Man.. this show is starting to scare me
Good thing it's early evening.. I don't think I would sleep at all if it was later
*Cue to Iguana in snake mouth with it's legs all bend the wrong ways*

And what I feared (well.. maybe not so much anymore, thanks to the miracles of editing he's been depicted as a mentally disturbed fat ugly creepy barbu) happened and it's the end of Fat-Barbu
Gene, don't cry... If you had watched that episode, you would be relieved to see him go too

The Tribe has spoken,
Fat-Barbu, go back to Harry Potter

[WonderMarie]

Thank you.. You're the best

[La Phrase du Jour]
*Répétée au moins 20 fois sur le 5KM que je conduis pour me rendre au bureau
"C'est de la PLUIE, calvaire.. pas une tempête de grèle... AVANCE maudit truffion d'engeance sur la route qui aurait dû rester chez-eux!!!!"
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[1000]
12 hits left to hit 1000th visitor.... Who will it be?

**[Update]
DMan, arrête de tricher! 3 visites en 1h.. tsk tsk tsk... ;)
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[Quote of the weekend]
Rico Suave: Is it normal that I get turned on by that Christmas picture you posted on your blog?

[Coolest 2003 Inventions]
From Time Magazine


BEWARE OF WEAR
Inventor: Adam Whiton and Yolita Nugent



Ready for a shocking fashion statement? The No-Contact Jacket may look pretty fly, but it's also a piece of serious personal-defense technology. If the wearer feels threatened in any way, she (so far it's only for women) can activate a switch in either palm that blasts an 80,000-volt electrical pulse through the jacket's material. That's enough to knock anybody back a few paces. Powered by a regular 9-volt battery, the No-Contact Jacket is fully insulated, so the wearer won't feel a thing. Even when it's not in use, it crackles with tiny, visible electrical arcs that send a message. Did we mention that it looks pretty fly?
Availability: Prototype only


THE INVISIBLE MAN
Inventor: Susumu Tachi, Masahiko Inami and Naoki Kawakami



Harry Potter isn't the only academic with an invisibility cloak. A professor at the University of Tokyo has created an optical camouflage system that makes anyone wearing a special reflective material seem to disappear. Here's how: a video camera records the real-life scenery behind the subject, transmits that image to a front-mounted projector, which then displays the scene on the reflective material. The system has obvious military applications and could also be used in airplane cockpits to make landings easier for pilots.
Availability: Around 2008

Voici la
[Chronique Consommateur]
*BabelFish non-inclus*

Riboui: Eille... J'ai un témoignage pour ton blog... J'ai acheté la nouvelle pâte à dents "Aquafresh Extreme Clean".. Estie que je tripe!

Fait que quessé qu'a la fait la catin? En fin de semaine a l'a acheté la pâte à dents pour l'essayer



*Showers your whole mouth with rich Micro-Active Foam.
Not just my whole mouth, en passant!.. La maudite mousse épaisse y'en a tellement que même si j'en met la grosseur d'un quart de p'tit pois, j'en ai assez pour me frotter tout le corps au complet si je voulais! On dirait que y'ont mis du Eno dans c't'affaire là, la minute que ça te touche une dent ça part à s'ennarver pis à effervesser pis ça arrête pu jamais!

*Dynamic foaming action seeks out hard to reach places - and fights sources of bad breath.
Exactement ce que je dis.. C'est comme une invasion de mousse qui veut rien savoir de se calmer
Dynamic j'veux ben, pis hard to reach places ok, mais quand ça vient t'envahir le fond de la gorge aussi, c'est pas ce qu'il y a de plus plaisant quand tu viens de te lever pis que t'as déjà la bouche pâteuse au maximum..
Revenge of the Killer DentalPaste qui vient t'étouffer avec sa mousse de micro-patantes dynamiques

*Rinses clean away, leaving a cool tingling sensation that lasts.
J'veux ben croire.. T'as la bouche qui pétille pendant 10 minutes après que t'as fini toute l'"Extreme Experience"
J'ai eu l'impression de me brosser les dents avec une pastille Halls, saveur arrière goût d'orange.
C'est DEGUELASSE

Bref, ca goûte le cul, j'ai failli mourir suffoquée d'une overdose de mousse dans la gorge pis tout ça pour 10 min que si j'me rouvre la bouche, même moi je sens mon haleine de syrop pour la toux....
C'est la pâte à dents Fear Factor, qu'y'auraient dû appeler ça!
J'courre tu la chance de gagner $50 000 pour avoir riqué la mort pis m'être mis de quoi de dégeu dans la bouche?

Pis en plus, j'ai même pas personne avec qui faire du necking pour rendre toute cette EXTREME EXPERIENCE worth it
92 m'avait avertie... j'aurais donc dû l'écouter

I know you all missed it
The highlight of your week:
C'est l'heure de Devine la Joke!
Brought to you by BabelFish
(Pis Guimauve who emailed me this today.. Good timing, I had no clue what joke I was gonna post)

Un petit dictionnaire pour nos amis anglophones...!
Well there you go - Ben coudon
I don't believe it - Ben wéyon don
What's new? - Pis?
Only - Yinque
I'm gonna yell at him - M'a y parler dans'l'casse
I'm gonna beat him up - Ma ty crisser'n'volé
You're kidding me - Vatendon
It stinks - Sassen a chorogne
I was scared - Jé eu achienne
Get out of there - Aute toé d'la
What are you doing - Kessé tufai
Right there - Drette la
Move your ass - Anweille
I am so confused - Chtout fourré
Get lost - Décrisse
A fat whore - Grosse torche
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[I couldn't resist this one]

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[Oooooo Weeeee Yooooooo Weeeeeee Yoooooooooooo]
*Survivor Music*

9 episodes later, I finally understand how it works
The person who gets voted off at the end of the episode gets a lot of exposure that day
Sort of a last tribute, I guess
So that's how we see a lot of Ryno this week
Talk about subtile forshadowing!

And you know what? This show is starting to seriously suck
Ryno tries to save his skin by allying with Tim Burton who will ally with anybody, he's in it to win
Everybody wants to vote off FatBarbu because he is in control of everything
Freaky scout Master tries to find a new leader to follow and clearly states: I'm looking for him to tell me what to do and how to act and I will do it
The old Moron Tribe members are all excited that they finally get to eat and FatBarbu is sad that they lost so much weight cuz of lack of food and now they will be better cuz he will take care of them

FatBarbu wins Rewards Challenge and gives it to Tim Burton who goes out to breakfast with FreakyScout and they plot to vote off FatBarbu
FatBarbu wins Immunity Challenge so everybody is screwed cuz they can't vote him off so they vote off Ryno

End of episode

Everybody in this whole show is starting to make me feel nauseous
Still got 4 episodes to go...
*courage-courage*

[It's BAAAAACK!]
Eh oui! C'est le retour de la section Messages
Dans le genre de Avis de Recherche: Perdu sens de l'humour... récompense de $5 à quiconque m'aide à le retrouver

My Super-Fantastic-Wonderful-Friend-Who-Still-likes-Me-Even-After-I-Left-Him-at-the-Mall-17-Years-Ago
(Oh My GOD! Has it been that long already!.... wow...) Guimauve has now joined the Cinnamon Cool Club. 9 Pages of catching up later he is still not up to date, but with 48 kids, a wife, a demanding job and all the activities that implies, I still love him for taking the time to catch up on my life
So please, everybody together, lets give a warm welcome to a friend who's been there for more than half my life:
Salut Guimauve!!!
*Cheer-Cheer-WoooHooooo*


Gene got engaged.. I hope S knows how lucky he is cuz he got the sweetest-bestest chick around. And if he doesn't treat her right, he'll discover she's also got the meanest friends who will go and beat him up!
Congratulations Gene!!
*Cheer for her Rock that's not an E-Rock.*
Damn... Should have been me but instead I am just a nosey chick with nothing


The race is on for the 1000th visitor..
DMan is in, who else wants to beat him to it and try to hit that important milestone in my blog's life?
Go! GO! Go! GO!
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[Bye Bye Marineland]
Summer is over so apparently nobody cares about their theme song lyrics anymore...
I haven't got 1 Marineland-derived hit the last 2 weeks
Boooo hoooo hoooo Sniff sniff...
Feels like I lost a dear friend
Good bye Shamu... Happy hibernation!

The good news is that now I got a hit for
FuckFriend

And best of all, would you believe it's the ONLY perdu since Nov 3.. Everybody else is a Cinnamon Cool Club Member
Does this mean I am becoming popular??
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[It's the End of Chaos]
I remember a time when Wednesdays used to be Quiz Day.

You are a siren. Also known as Mermaids, Sirens were women with the tails of fish who lived in the ocean. They would lure sailors onto the rocks with their enchanting songs

What legend are you? Take the Legendary Being Quiz by Paradox




You're a Drac, a seductive fae. Dracs, also known as Nix, are water spirits who take the form of beautiful women so that they can lure men to them. They are closely related to Nymphs and Sirens. They also take the shape of Golden Chalices to lure greedy humans into the Dracs Kingdom

What kind of female faerie are you? Take the female faerie quiz by Paradox

And to be fair for the guys:
"What kind of male faerie are you? Take the male faerie quiz by Paradox

Ok.. On vois-tu un pattern, ici?
I'm the bitch who manipulates men, lures them onto rocks so they will crash and die (maybe not with my songs, but..) and I make them suffer and mess with their heads and hearts
OH MY GOD!!!
Titanium Man was right about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your turn, people... Take the quiz, put your results in the Témoignages!

[Survivor dans mon salon]
Weekend was boring
Discovered a new mall close to my place: Packed with Ontarians Christmas shopping-Brats crying-Old people blocking the aisles
Almost cooked but decided not too. Didn't feel like eating the same thing for the next two weeks
Yay
Life with the Ontarians
I want to go back to Mtl!

[Survivor of the Wanna Be's]
I missed the show last nite
Except for the last 3 minutes
Enough to know what happened.. makes me wonder why I bother to watch 1h of it...

Unfortunately for 92, Tube-Dress-with-no-Underwear was not voted back in.
Freaky-Scout-with-no-Competent-Badge and Tim Burton were

Tribes merged

GQ Lawyer was voted off
*Freaky-Scout face goes "Good Bye, Leader..."*

Ok.. maybe I DO need to watch the whole hour to write something funny
Oh well.. Better luck next week...
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[Two days in a row]

That should give you an idea of what's going on....

[Silly Rabbit... Trix are for kids]
After a nite of no sleep, a day of stupidity...
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Finally, some diversity!

pitounes de char: Pis garde-les tes pitounes de sofa!!!!
gogo yubari Halloween: I admit, cool costume idea.. hey.. I have the shoes that almost look like Uma's and the suit that's not even close too!!
monsexgratuit: I have an idea who that might be... Next one will be www.gonzessesnues.com?
gogo yubari: The new Marineland, maybe?
"Gogo Yubari"
"pussywagon keychain"
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Misery loves company

*Click on the first one to see it*


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[Fetus soap on a rope.. It's like the son I never had]



"For Parents

Fetus Soap may look like a toy, but it's not. Parental supervision is necessary when used by children. Please practice common sense... even if you have none. Our products are for external use only (...you know what I'm getting at, right? Don't make me get any more explicit.) and avoid contact with eyes.... unless you're using the soap on a rope to attack the sight organs of a fellow inmate who has become overly amorous in the shower."

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[We could all use a little relationship advice from Dear Prudence]

The King and I
Posted Thursday, September 25, 2003, at 8:15 AM PT

Dear Prudence,
My boyfriend and I have been talking about getting married. I've been planning to go to Las Vegas and get married by an Elvis impersonator. (It's OK to laugh—that's been my dream wedding since I was 18.) My boyfriend has a brother who just proposed to HIS girlfriend. I was very happy for them … until I found out what their wedding plans are. I'll give you one guess. Now my boyfriend is saying he won't go to Vegas and doesn't even remember my mentioning it before. I've been crying my eyes out. What advice can you give me?
—Inconsolable

Dear In,
Oh, my … maybe try a Patsy Cline impersonator? In any case, your boyfriend must have a very interesting, fast-paced life—and no blue suede shoes—to have forgotten it was your wish to tie the knot with Elvis officiating. You might try to change his mind by imploring, "Don't Be Cruel," that he has you "All Shook Up," and furthermore that you've been known to act like a "Hard-Headed Woman," AND he will be consigning you to "Heartbreak Hotel." Moreover, what you had in mind for your trip to Vegas was "A Big Hunk o' Love," but if he refuses to go, you may just have to phone him and ask, "Are You Lonesome Tonight?"
—Prudie, entreatingly

[It's the Return of the Living Deads]
Just in time for Halloween, the Return of the Ghosts of Relationships Past.
Yes, I wrote ghostSSSSSSSS
As in more than one

Ghost of the Montreal Past
Because I forgot to mention...
That weekend I was in Montreal?
I drove Riboui downtown for his lunch date with his mom
And in the car that pulled up beside me at the red light at the exit of the tunnel Ville Marie?

Me: Riboui.... Hey...Shit... I think it's Mr T. in the car there
*Looking in the other car, almost subtly*
Riboui: Hahahahaaaa Sacrament qu'à serait bonne!
Me: I'm telling you.. It's him.. I'm pretty sure...
*Staring in the other car again, even less subtly*
Riboui: Hahahahaaaaa And he's looking at you! Hahahahaaa
*Very subtle as usual, I roll down my window to see better and look at him directly*
Me: Tabarnak Riboui.. it IS him!
*Light turns green*
*I cut him off to get in his lane in front of him*
Me: Well if he wasn't sure it was me before, now he is!

Ghost of the Scottland Past
Which brings me to yesterday
A Yahoo chat window popped up while I was talking with 92
The Scottish!
Blablabla... you look gorgeous as usual... blabla... I think about you.. blablablabla... miss you

Yeah...
I am waiting to hear back from Lennox, now...

Strange coincidence.. His messages started at the same time Titanium Yahoo sent me messages too
And he DID mention he has taken going to see a show in London once a month
What IF, they met when TM was there?
What IF one of the scottish friends works in IT with someone TM trained and now they are all best friends?
Wouldn't THAT be the perfect Halloween Horror!
And those who know me know very well we can't even exclude that possibility thinking it's too farfetched....

Trick or Treat..
Fuck man.... I want the TREAT...
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[Speaking of Come Back of the Wanna Be's]

Fat-Barbu is pissed off and yelling
Who voted for me? WHO F*beep*IN' VOTED FOR MEEEE?!!!!! Grrrrrrrrr ARRGGHHHH?!!
Hairy, Barbu, Growling, Scary Man

Even scarier because it's nite time and we see him through greenish-nite-vision goggles and his pupils are entirely black
Scary business..

Of course, he is refering to the fact that last week, when they booted Trish out, there were TWO votes against Fat-Barbu..
Trish-the-Backstabbing-Bitch and someone else
So *rewind*

Fat-Barbu is pissed off and is yelling
Who voted for me? WHO F*beep*IN' VOTED FOR MEEEE?!!!!! Grrrrrrrrr ARRGGHHHH?!!

Demi-Portion, semi-wanna-be-defiant but scared shitless so much that his annoying hair is uncurling, confesses

This guy annoys the hell out of me, by the way
Wanna-be-funny guy who forgot to grandit and grossit so he's a chicot of 5', 90lbs wet with a short man complex and an attitude as tasteful as his mohair tuque
Someone burry him with the couleuvre, for Poisonous Pelican Pete's sake!

Fat-Barbu-in-Demi-Portion's face:
F*beeep*ing *beeep* YOU voted for me? WHY? F*Beep*ing WHYYYY?! Grrrrr Aarrgghhhhh *Beeeeeep*
and probably cuz of force of habit, this very rational dialog ends with
Who voted for me?
I thought we had already established that 10 min ago?

I sat on my sofa, puzzled for a moment...
Seeing this display of obviously excellent communication skills from Fat-Barbu

(I think he could be the next Dr. Phil... Dr Phil ain't got no hair on me! by Dr. Barbu)


I was trying to imagine how he deals with Troubled Teens....
C'est déjà des délinquants qui doivent le recevoir à coup de
"Hey.. va chier gros laite pas rapport, tsé!"

Wow.. I don't remember where he lives, but I'll make damn sure he never gets his hands on MY teenagers
(if I ever get to have kids one day
and if they ever are troubled
and if that ever requires the assistance of a Troubled Teens Mentor
of course)

Sea Mail.. blablabla... time for the next challenge.. blabla... gogogo
(And they go, after a fight to decide if they have time to cook the coconut because it tastes like popcorn when you cook it and 4 of the 5 remaining Drakes want popcorn but WWF-Shawn refuses to help so it's taking even longer)

And THEN *musique dramatique*
In an unprecedented Survivor twist,
(and quite frankly perfect for my "Return of the Living Dead" theme of today)
the 6 rejects that were voted off are brought back to form a new tribe to compete in the next challenge.
It was stronger than me....
I yelled
OH FUCK YEEEEEESSSSSS!!! SUPER GEEK IS BACK!
It's Revenge of the Nerd-who-lost his glasses!
Attack of the Killer Freaky-Scout!
Friday-the-Tube-Dress-with-no-Underwear-48!

They are back and they have only one thing on their mind:
Revenge, Baby! (as quoted by Michelle in a we're-almost-gonna-believe-you-did-not-rehearse-that-sentence-58-times-before-saying-it voice)
And Trish-the-Backstabbing-Bitch is back too
And Tim-Burton..

This whole surprise was worth it for me just for Super-Geek with his uncool bandanna saying "Die Jerks" on his forehead.

That's my geek...!

3-Tribe Challenge
Too complicated to explain but the only thing that matters is this:
If the new Temporary Tribe, the Outcasts (Naming themselves that, but I like my name better), loses to both Drake & Morgan, they go home, yet again, tail between their legs, as they were really rejects in the first place anyway and will never win as much as they try
Whoever loses to the Rejects Tribe, has to vote a member off so that the Rejects can vote a member in.
The bottom line is this:
The Rejects have a chance to get back in the game and they are pretty excited and annoying about it

To make sure they have enough to fill the whole one hour show, the 2 Surviving tribes of course lose to the Rejects from hell and they go to Tribal Council to each vote someone off

- Plogue gratuite de Fat-Barbu en camisole psychadélique

This is where I owe 92 an apologie:
Never giving up, she kept voting for the Tube-Dress-Massage-Therapist who got voted off the first emission
Wishful thinking, maybe, but it worked
The Bimbo is back and maybe she will be the next Survivor!


So anyway, WWF-Shawn gets voted off the Drakes and Big-Fif who kept complaining his body is shutting down, quits.
First in all of Survivor's history, someone gives up..
Had to be Mr T clone...
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Happy Halloween!
And beware:
Les Manipulateurs sont parmi nous...

[Kill B...ill]
Since I am in a rather violent mood, what best than spending my morning concentrating on a gory-bloody-killing-everybody movie:
Kill B...ill



.. here comes the Bride...
Yeah...
Wonder if she got an E-Ring for her engagement?

Although a review said TAKE OUT THE GORE AND KILL B...ILL IS AN EPISODE OF "MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS", it still makes me wish I had a big Japanese sword right now (guns are overrated) and I know what I would do with it.

I've seen it twice so far and it will be my next The Crow, Shrek and Nightmare before Christmas..
I can't wait for it to come out on DVD so I can watch it 48 more times..
So 3 weeks after everybody who's seen it already talked about it on their website, I figured it was time for me too to bring my contribution and of course, tribute to it..
Cinnamon Chrome way



Variations of the same theme:
Kill B...ill
Or for a more epilepsy-generator intro, Kill B...ill Japan
In Czech, the latest Quentina Tarantina movie: Kill B...ill Czech
And of course, I couldn't ignore the Kill B...ill Le Film in french, coming out November 26, big VIP pre-premiere, Nov 4!

BabelFish not included


Un gros paquet de cochoneries!!!

German PussyWagon KeyChain


Aktuelles Gebot: EUR 60,00
Anybody interested in "bieten"?
Went for $155 in the US.. I can't understand if the German one is sold already or not, tho

Bruce Lee Game of Death Jumpsuit Kill B...ill
Game of death jumpsuit... wow... Kung Fu version of Twister, maybe?

kill b...ill be@rbrick kubrick

What the HELL is that?
Maybe the PowerRanger critic wasn't so far off after all?

Kill B...ill Coffee Mug
Probably made at Japan Camera with a Fido-family-puddle keychain and Baby-Margot plate

Goes with the Kill B...ill Volume 1 Movie Mouse Pad


Or the KILL B...ILL CIGAR BOX PURSE


The Kill B...ill very rare Bus Poster

Someone stole it at the bus stop, probably

The necessary Kill B...ill Shoes in size 10 1/2


And also the ones that "look a little like Uma Thurmans shoes in Kill B...ill"


Like this 70'S ULTIMATE GREEN JUMPSUIT-KILL B...ILL! that "Kinda looks like the one Uma Thurman wears in Kill B...ill! Made of poly w/ bright yellow satiny inserts" if it wasn't green... had stripes.... and didn't have LINDA written on the front pocket



The Kato Mask

also available at the Dollar stores across the world for halloween time

Japanese School Girl Uniform
Unfortunately only in japanese size Medium.. Is it just me or it looks more like a SailorMoon outfit than GoGo Yubari's?




The Kill B...ill Uma Action Figure


The Kaboom Cereals

"Winner of this auction will receive one brand new, highly collectible, rare, fresh & tasty box of KABOOM cereal"
And they specify:
Gun not included. HA!

Fwiiiii-tuu-twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
The Soundtrack Featuring the oh so excellent and catchy tune "Lonely Sheppard" by Zamfir

Interesting Trivia
Tarantino, who once played an Elvis impersonator on an episode of TV's "Golden Girls," is a fountain of knowledge about cinema, partly the legacy of his many years working as a video store clerk in Los Angeles.
Wow.. With my Gold BlockBuster Membership maybe I have a chance to be the next Chromarantino?

News Flash
For the 92's amongst you, who will end up pissed off at the end of the movie, "Kill B...ill" is being released in two volumes; the concluding part is due February 27

And finally
The complete Script
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[Halloween horror]

While Googling for pictures of Sailor Moon to put on today's post, I found



I think I will have nightmares the rest of my life
And I think I am not so keen on Sailor Moon anymore
*bleuh*