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(First time this week I'm actually following my self-imposed pre-determined blog schedule...TVGuide people ain't got nothing on me!)

After only a month or so, we hit the 100th visit Tuesday
Wow... considering it's probably always the same 5 people (à part des 3 perdus de Google) coming to visit, I'll say again: Wow-E!
So everybody together (And put a lot of heart into it please):
Bravo DMan! You're the 100th Visitor
*Cheers-Applause-Confettis-Ballounes*
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[Le festival de Cannes du Weird Dream]
My subconscious is trying to tell me something, I'm sure.
These past few weeks, I've been having the weirdest dreams, more than one per nite and although I don't remember them 5 minutes after I wake up, I get this "what the fuck was THAT all about" feeling everytime
Last nite, I dreamed of Shamu (I can only guess that's how it's spelled)
You know the famous Marineland Killer-Whale-Mascotte-Main-Attraction? (I KNOW you all started singing that attrociously translated theme song in your head just now.. no doubts a BabelFish pearl)
He was all friendly at the beginning and most importantly, he was where he belongs: IN THE WATER
But as it turns out, he certainly wasn't content enough there because he escaped and started chasing me in a house (I'd like to know who's house that was!)
Last thing I remember is Gisèle running away from me and escaping through the gap under the door. Apparently she wasn't very happy to be locked up in a room with me (I knew I should have taken Roxanne instead!) and she's probably too blonde for her cat brain to be able to process the fact that a giant killer whale named Shamu running after you in a stranger's house cannot mean good news!...
If any of you has hidden his psychic-dream-interpretation talent from me, now would be a good time to say something before I lose my sanity completely (and I hear Rico Suave saying "we'll it's not a big stretch.. you're already crazy!)
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[Funny People]
A new link has been added to the "Blog Addict" section
Davezilla
No, it's not DMan.... it's nobody we know...
BUT we have at least 2 things in common, and that's what convinced me he was worth linking:
1st, I found myself browsing through his archives (this dude has been blogging for like 5 years!) and amongst several pretty funny ones, I found this hilarious tattoo story that has me chuckling everytime I read it.. (and I swear I must have read it at least 50 times... so far)

2nd, not only do we both have tattoos (it must be some sort of cosmic sign telling me we are destined to be together!), but we seem to be having fun with the same stuff, as proven in today's post

Check him out, it's a good laugh!
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I also wanted to draw your attention to an old link with a very funny story today
Defective Yeti tells a Darth Vader Story, preuve à l'appui.
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[I know... I know...]
Before DMan gives me crap again for the outdated poll, I will be updating it in the next few days.
I just have to find some inspiration for the next one....