C'est VENDREDI
And in the spirit of this week's theme, here are
[Ring Jokes]

In the movie, "Lord of the Rings" why does the Ring of Power glow?
Because it gets fingered by the Hobbit.

The girl asked her lover,
"Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring ?"
"Sure," replied her lover. "What's your phone number?".

"But this isn't an engagement ring."
the young lady protested. "Why it's just a tiny unset diamond."
"Yeah ! I know." said the fellow,
"And, it'll be mounted in a cluster around a big one, the very day after you are."

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and a VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding."
--Darby, aged 7

WHY DO LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS?
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them."
--Dave, aged 8

How did Ronald McDonald celebrate his engagement to Wendy?
He gave her an onion ring!
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