[Heard in the Elevator]
Guy: I broke the side of my sunglasses and glued it back together. I didn't wait long enough before putting them back on and ended up with a patch of glue stuck on the side of my head
Girl: Maybe you should put a piece of tape instead?
Guy: Yeah... then everybody will know I work in IT!
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[Le boeuf qui ne pardonne pas]
Samedi c'est le grand jour: je fais mon FAMEUX boeuf au four pour mon Titanium Chum.
Je l'ai déjà avertit de se préparer à me demander en mariage...
Ca serait quand même une bonne bague...euh... bLague...
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