[It's the Return of the Living Deads]
Just in time for Halloween, the Return of the Ghosts of Relationships Past.
Yes, I wrote ghostSSSSSSSS
As in more than one

Ghost of the Montreal Past
Because I forgot to mention...
That weekend I was in Montreal?
I drove Riboui downtown for his lunch date with his mom
And in the car that pulled up beside me at the red light at the exit of the tunnel Ville Marie?

Me: Riboui.... Hey...Shit... I think it's Mr T. in the car there
*Looking in the other car, almost subtly*
Riboui: Hahahahaaaa Sacrament qu'à serait bonne!
Me: I'm telling you.. It's him.. I'm pretty sure...
*Staring in the other car again, even less subtly*
Riboui: Hahahahaaaaa And he's looking at you! Hahahahaaa
*Very subtle as usual, I roll down my window to see better and look at him directly*
Me: Tabarnak Riboui.. it IS him!
*Light turns green*
*I cut him off to get in his lane in front of him*
Me: Well if he wasn't sure it was me before, now he is!

Ghost of the Scottland Past
Which brings me to yesterday
A Yahoo chat window popped up while I was talking with 92
The Scottish!
Blablabla... you look gorgeous as usual... blabla... I think about you.. blablablabla... miss you

Yeah...
I am waiting to hear back from Lennox, now...

Strange coincidence.. His messages started at the same time Titanium Yahoo sent me messages too
And he DID mention he has taken going to see a show in London once a month
What IF, they met when TM was there?
What IF one of the scottish friends works in IT with someone TM trained and now they are all best friends?
Wouldn't THAT be the perfect Halloween Horror!
And those who know me know very well we can't even exclude that possibility thinking it's too farfetched....

Trick or Treat..
Fuck man.... I want the TREAT...
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[Speaking of Come Back of the Wanna Be's]

Fat-Barbu is pissed off and yelling
Who voted for me? WHO F*beep*IN' VOTED FOR MEEEE?!!!!! Grrrrrrrrr ARRGGHHHH?!!
Hairy, Barbu, Growling, Scary Man

Even scarier because it's nite time and we see him through greenish-nite-vision goggles and his pupils are entirely black
Scary business..

Of course, he is refering to the fact that last week, when they booted Trish out, there were TWO votes against Fat-Barbu..
Trish-the-Backstabbing-Bitch and someone else
So *rewind*

Fat-Barbu is pissed off and is yelling
Who voted for me? WHO F*beep*IN' VOTED FOR MEEEE?!!!!! Grrrrrrrrr ARRGGHHHH?!!

Demi-Portion, semi-wanna-be-defiant but scared shitless so much that his annoying hair is uncurling, confesses

This guy annoys the hell out of me, by the way
Wanna-be-funny guy who forgot to grandit and grossit so he's a chicot of 5', 90lbs wet with a short man complex and an attitude as tasteful as his mohair tuque
Someone burry him with the couleuvre, for Poisonous Pelican Pete's sake!

Fat-Barbu-in-Demi-Portion's face:
F*beeep*ing *beeep* YOU voted for me? WHY? F*Beep*ing WHYYYY?! Grrrrr Aarrgghhhhh *Beeeeeep*
and probably cuz of force of habit, this very rational dialog ends with
Who voted for me?
I thought we had already established that 10 min ago?

I sat on my sofa, puzzled for a moment...
Seeing this display of obviously excellent communication skills from Fat-Barbu

(I think he could be the next Dr. Phil... Dr Phil ain't got no hair on me! by Dr. Barbu)


I was trying to imagine how he deals with Troubled Teens....
C'est déjà des délinquants qui doivent le recevoir à coup de
"Hey.. va chier gros laite pas rapport, tsé!"

Wow.. I don't remember where he lives, but I'll make damn sure he never gets his hands on MY teenagers
(if I ever get to have kids one day
and if they ever are troubled
and if that ever requires the assistance of a Troubled Teens Mentor
of course)

Sea Mail.. blablabla... time for the next challenge.. blabla... gogogo
(And they go, after a fight to decide if they have time to cook the coconut because it tastes like popcorn when you cook it and 4 of the 5 remaining Drakes want popcorn but WWF-Shawn refuses to help so it's taking even longer)

And THEN *musique dramatique*
In an unprecedented Survivor twist,
(and quite frankly perfect for my "Return of the Living Dead" theme of today)
the 6 rejects that were voted off are brought back to form a new tribe to compete in the next challenge.
It was stronger than me....
I yelled
OH FUCK YEEEEEESSSSSS!!! SUPER GEEK IS BACK!
It's Revenge of the Nerd-who-lost his glasses!
Attack of the Killer Freaky-Scout!
Friday-the-Tube-Dress-with-no-Underwear-48!

They are back and they have only one thing on their mind:
Revenge, Baby! (as quoted by Michelle in a we're-almost-gonna-believe-you-did-not-rehearse-that-sentence-58-times-before-saying-it voice)
And Trish-the-Backstabbing-Bitch is back too
And Tim-Burton..

This whole surprise was worth it for me just for Super-Geek with his uncool bandanna saying "Die Jerks" on his forehead.

That's my geek...!

3-Tribe Challenge
Too complicated to explain but the only thing that matters is this:
If the new Temporary Tribe, the Outcasts (Naming themselves that, but I like my name better), loses to both Drake & Morgan, they go home, yet again, tail between their legs, as they were really rejects in the first place anyway and will never win as much as they try
Whoever loses to the Rejects Tribe, has to vote a member off so that the Rejects can vote a member in.
The bottom line is this:
The Rejects have a chance to get back in the game and they are pretty excited and annoying about it

To make sure they have enough to fill the whole one hour show, the 2 Surviving tribes of course lose to the Rejects from hell and they go to Tribal Council to each vote someone off

- Plogue gratuite de Fat-Barbu en camisole psychadélique

This is where I owe 92 an apologie:
Never giving up, she kept voting for the Tube-Dress-Massage-Therapist who got voted off the first emission
Wishful thinking, maybe, but it worked
The Bimbo is back and maybe she will be the next Survivor!


So anyway, WWF-Shawn gets voted off the Drakes and Big-Fif who kept complaining his body is shutting down, quits.
First in all of Survivor's history, someone gives up..
Had to be Mr T clone...
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Happy Halloween!
And beware:
Les Manipulateurs sont parmi nous...