[My Hero Fat Barbu]
The fact that I spent this 3rd Survivor date by myself was probably as much of a surprise as the fact that the Morgan tribe got their ass smoked big time again.
While the Drakes are digging wholes all over the place trying to find the treasure chest (Trish is hoping it's full of junk food or chips.. Nice priorities) the Morgans are whining and complaining and Freaky-Scout is praying for Super-Geek who got sent home and now she is lonely and has no friends

Time already for the Reward Challenge (yes, it's getting pretty boring already)
2 boats per tribe, go-go-go, use every means possible to sink the other tribe's boats and you win a pile of blankets and velvet pillows.
Poor Morgan.. So much drool was coming out of their mouth at the sight of the reward that they ended filling up their own boats with it
That, plus Big-Dude who being his usual I'm-the-Man-and-I-Don't-Think-Further-Than-my-Nose self used his own boat for leverage trying to get water into the Drake's vessel and flooded his boat
Bravo

Still, it was kindda fun to watch BattleShip come to life with the strong guys trying to push down the others boats and the girls splashing water in the face of the enemy. Drown their eyes! Drown their eyes! That will work!

Do I even need to mention that Drakes won and they will now be able to narrow their grid pattern treasure hunt with the second piece of the map PLUS, they get to go back and steal another item from the poor Morgans who already have less than nothing..
If that keeps happening, they'll have nothing else to take other than Big-Black-Dude's boxers

We then discover that the "Knots-Master" badge is yet another Freaky-Scout does not have. She decides to be all pro-active and go fishing but her "fisherman's knots" keep slipping and the fish leave with the bait AND the hooks.
Too bad the tribe had only like 5 and now they have one left and now they might starve on top of every other misfortune that keeps happening to them.
Thank you, Scout-Master-Freak..
And they must have been so happy to have her in their tribe at first
You would think if there's ONE who should have a chance at survival..

Christa



from Drake comes to steal the Morgan's water pot
They don't think of hiding their stuff but they believe if they boil nasty blankets in the water pot, nobody will steal it.
See how well THAT worked?!

The immunity challenge turns into a strength/will contest between Fat-Barbu and Big-Black-Dude
All the odds were on Big-Muscly-Dude cuz he's ripped and he's against a flabby kindda gross Fat-Barbu guy
But HEY! Surprise, Fat-Barbu wins cuz after all Big-Black-Dude is just a big wuss and I am in my living room jumping and cheering
YESSSSSSSS!! Go Fat-Barbu, GO!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooo hooooo!!!

Now poor Jeff-The-Host is at Tribal Council and he's giving them serious shit telling them no tribe has ever lost so much
And he's pretty much losing patience at their politically correct answers

Jeff: So.. you guys have lost 5 challenges in a row, what do you think is wrong with your tribe?
Freaky-Scout: I think we are doing well.. Everybody is participating and doing their best
Jeff: You guys are sitting here, sleep deprived, starving, losing everything and you're trying to make me believe nothing is wrong and all is peachy?

You could see in his eyes how much he wanted to go and grab someone and just shake some sense into them
This might be the last Survivor ever... Jeff-The-Host is gonna go on idiot overdose burn out after that

This week's episode ends with Freaky-Scout-Master-with-no-useful-badge being voted off.
I'm sure all over the world we're gonna see a decrease in Scouts subscriptions, given how we have been shown how fucking useful it is to be a Scout.



Next week, an interesting thing is happening:
Fat-Barbu is plotting to lose on purpose the immunity chalenge so they can get rid of annoying people in their tribe too.
Can't wait to see that...