[Top 10 weird searches of the week]
There are so many now, I have to stick to the top 10!!

boobs meter Someone looking for www.monsexgratuit.com?
françois perusse bonne fête Bonne Fête!
marineland chrome Bonne combinaison de 2 searches populaires
pattern-treasure chest
"days of our life" spoiler
Asian Prince Episode
+bachelor +bob +spoiler +final Un autre qui peut pas s'imaginer écouter d'autres épisodes pis qui veut savoir comment ça finit
lula brown "avon, ohio"
cart prompt rétablissement

And the #1 weird search of the week:
gros barbu photo
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[Speaking of Gros Barbu..]
Apparently from last week, notre ami Fat-Barbu a une nouvelle amie, Balboa la couleuvre-wanna-be-serpent. This week's show begins with Fat-Barbu taking his friend out of her flour/rice/whatever bag after the nite, only to discover she is DEAD!
OH NO!
If a wounded couleuvre can't even survive one nite enfermée dans un sac de poste Canada, what chance do they have now?
Moment émouvant de Fat-Barbu mourning his almost friend
"So sorry, Buddy"..

And of course because they are Fif-Survivors this year, Fat-Barbu prefers they all die of hunger rather than using his friend as bait and goes to burry her

Probably jealous of Fat-Barbu-Doolitle, one of the guys at the Morgans befriends the pelican who keeps attacking their camp
Pelican Pete is his name and this is not to Black-Dude-Full-of-Muscles-but-really-Fif liking and he says he is gonna get bit and is gonna die.
Yeah Genius... Poisonous Pelican...

This is another example of the fifure of this year's survivors
Is it just me or we're a far stretch from the time where survivor's contestants were eating rats and chasing wild boars to SURVIVE?
How appropriate since it's the name of the game, bunch of morons!
Now they complain of hunger but they can't fish, they are out of rice so the other tribe gives them some, they have snake and Pelican and they become friends with them instead of eating them?
PLEASE?!
There are some month's end, I would eat my freakin CATS! Imagine if I had a snake... he sure wouldn't be my friend
Have you noticed fat barbu has not even lost weight?

And to burn more calories in hopes to become the next Jared, Fat Barbu convinces the rest of the tribe that elevating their shelter of about 1 inch, will help them get less mosquito bites.
Ok.

Time for the reward challenge.
Grill & utensils, spices (perfect to cook Pelican and Snakes!)
Lobsters and huge steaks (I think someone killed Pelican Pete when they weren's looking and that's Pelican steak they are winning here)
Everybody salivates and if they can only aim the canon at the enemies target and destroy them first, it's Luxury Surf & Turf!
Of course, Drakes-of-the-Fat-Barbu win and cook themselves a feast that nite.
Morgans lose yet again... The go back home defeated, licking their drool off the floor.. they need to save their moisture... I am not sure they still remember where the water well is!
I bet that Pelican is starting to look good now, uh?

It's Demi-Portion-Pas-Drole who goes to loot from the Morgans.
Under his mohair-tuque, he has dirty hair and he begs for some shampoo and washes his hair before taking their pot.
Being his annoying wanna-be-smarty-ass with a short-man complex, he tells the Morgans that the challenge they THOUGHT they won, 2 weeks ago, where they won Fat-Barbu, well it's infact cuz we let you win.. ahha LO-SERS!
GQ-Laywer doesn't believe that and says it's a low blow
Pffff... we have Big-Black-Dude.. we won fair and square!

Immunity Challenge...

Fat-Barbu, Shawn-Weight-lifting and Christa-les-couettes for Drake
Black-Fif-Dude, GQ Lawyer and Ryan (I can never remember his name, he is so insignificant so far.. Apart from this week, he is Pelican Pete's best friend)
Each will have weight added until they colapse
The Morgans pick on Fat-Barbu first, adding 200 lbs to him.. he lasts as long as he can, valiant effort.
Black Dude doesn't last with 160 lbs, he is after all, Black-Fif.
Shawn lasts a little bit, GQ outlasts everyone, and I will admit he showed great strenght of will and body.
Interesting fact, Christa-Les-Couettes (she always dresses like her name should be Heidi) lasted longer than Black fif, with as much weight... And she's a little stick of a girl.

Fat-Barbu, not too proud of WWF-Shawn with his muscles but lazy attitude:
"I want him off my island and out of my adventure"
Ok.. relax Roi-de-la-Montagne!
I think he is taking this Pirate thing a little bit TOO seriously...
His luxury item MUST have been an eye patch.. I am wondering if maybe he is not a real pirate...

Demi-Portion and Trish plot to eliminate Fat-Barbu.. Too bad it back fired in their face and Trish got booted and Demi-Portion is getting scared now