Thunder Storm
Lightning
Zoom in on a rattle snake crawling around
Creepy music
It's night time
We see Fat-Barbu in Scary-Green-Night time-Vision
Fat-Barbu can't sleep
He misses his wife, Laura
He is having a conversation with her right now
Except she's not there but he is still answering himself
He tries to crawl on a rock to sleep
Creepy.. definitely creepy
I'm not sure I like him so much anymore, I'm kindda getting scared of him
I think he is deranged
More snake creeping around and more lightning
According to this year's editing patterns, it doesn't look good that we see so much of him already today
He will be the one going home
OH NO!



While I'm starting to feel despair at the thought of having to watch the rest of the episodes without Fat-Barbu and wondering if I will even bother, the show continues
I'm already only half watching it

An obstacle course to win some fishing trip on a catamaran with pizza and beer
The only real highlight, Fat-Barbu with his foot caught in the net, falling with a back flip, and a little censored-pixeled circle in the middle of his skirt and Jeff-the-Host exclaiming
"We saw wayyy too much of Fat-Barbu on this one"
Thank you for sparing us the Fat-Barbu-Sausage!

Demi-Portion-Blondie goes with Freaky-Scout and I have no idea what really happened cuz I went to make myself a sandwich
Crab sandwich.. appropriate, no?

I think Freaky-Scout was crying on the boat for whatever and Fat-Barbu was pissed off that Tim Burton gave his reward to Demi-Portion-Not-Funny when he, Super-Fat-Barbu, gave Tim Burton his bacon, his breakfast reward.. his super-delicious breakfast
Ok
I really don't like him that much
He freaks me out now
He his hacking at something mumbling *I'll never give him anything again... no.. except my vote... grumble-grumble-grumble*
yeah... ok.. stay away from me Creepy-Fat-Barbu

The Immunity challenge is a weird dart game and SHIT! Tim Burton wins so I know for sure now it's the end of Fat-Barbu
While I am trying to dry my tears,
they go back to camp and all the lame bla-bla-bla around Tribal-Council strategy is cut with shots of the rattle snake eating some sort of big bebitte, I think a lizard or an iguana or something like that with super creepy music
I guess Fat-Barbu is the bebitte and Tim Burton is the snake
How clever
NOT!
Man.. this show is starting to scare me
Good thing it's early evening.. I don't think I would sleep at all if it was later
*Cue to Iguana in snake mouth with it's legs all bend the wrong ways*

And what I feared (well.. maybe not so much anymore, thanks to the miracles of editing he's been depicted as a mentally disturbed fat ugly creepy barbu) happened and it's the end of Fat-Barbu
Gene, don't cry... If you had watched that episode, you would be relieved to see him go too

The Tribe has spoken,
Fat-Barbu, go back to Harry Potter