Tuesday, August 12, 2003

[Variation sur un même thème]
Le thème du mois d'Août pour les searches:

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C'est même pas une joke!
Apart from 1 classic Linkin Park Lyrics
and
a lost one who didn't get the news flash that they are not cool anymore and searched for
"lyrics glasstiger"....

Yeah... tout l'monde aime Marineland!
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[Titanium Week]
I know, it's only Tuesday
and probably premature to start jumping up and down and writting to my parents
but it's the second day in a row I see Titanium Man!
I think we're gonna get married soon....
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Monday, August 11, 2003

[... And I thought they were dead - Part 2]
...or J'aurais même pas jamais dû faire des jokes avec ça..

Wednesday nite coming back from my trip, I'm cruising along the 401 enjoying my favorite "road trip game": Ontarian tailgating (i.e. following at ONLY 1 car's distance) and seeing how long it takes them to give me the finger (a shaking fist also counts)
It's 10 pm and my phone rings
An unknown 613 number
An all-too-familiar "HIIiiiii-iiii"
Fuck non!
MR T!!
Thanks to my infailable instinct for hurting people I hate, j'ai fait ma plus belle imitation de "hi?..... I'm good?.... Who's this???" (une vraie actrice née) in my best "hesitant-but-increasingly-pissed-off" voice.
L'insulte!
Mr T, le Roi de la Montagne, King Supreme of everything, calling me and I don't even recognize him!
HA!
After a few seconds of frozen silence he spoke again
Mr T: You don't know who it is???
Me: OMG! Mr T...
(not a happy-surprised-voice)
Mr T: Eheheh (rire fake)
Yes, it's your long lost friend....
Me: *criquet-criquet*
Mr T: I figured I hadn't talked to you in a long time and I wanted to
Me: Yes, and that was a good thing
Mr T: *frozen silence*
Me: *criquet-criquet* (going "Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!" in my head)
Mr T: Ok.. well I just wanted to know how you were doing...
Me: I am FANTASTIC!
Mr T: Did you get married yet?
Me: No, not yet.. but I got the ring.. (not EXACTLY a lie...)
Mr T: *shock* Good for you (good imitation of fake I'm-happy-for-you)
Me: Ok... well is that all you wanted?
Mr T: *More shock* well you got the number if you want to call me
Me: You KNOW I won't call you
Mr T: *sad* yeah, I know.. but..
Me: Ok then.. If that's clear, beuh-bye
Click-fuckin'-Tûûûû dans la face!

Well.... Now I'm seriously afraid to joke that the next Back-from-the-disapeared is gonna be the Scottish...
Oh!! Ou MIEUX!!:
Johnattan!!! hahahahahahhaaa
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[Pow! Pow! Huh!]
Extraits de film:

"Elle est toute déboussolée!"
"C'est normal après une telle remontée!"

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"L'escalier?"
"Pas le temps!"
"Le toit?"
"Non"
"J'ai un plan!!
Attends moi ici..
......
Je lui avait dit d'attendre mon signal!"
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