[2nd Episode of Survivor Titanium Date]
After a week of anticipation, last nite was finally Thursday nite
My weekly planned Survivor/Crêpes & Bacon date with my Titanium Boyfriend!
Wooo-hooo!
I spent the week hoping Fat-Barbu doesn't get eliminated and wondering if I should tape the show anyway, in case we don't make it to the end of the 1 hour show, having had very limited time together all week
Fuck being spontaneous, (before I get voted off the neighbourhood for indecent activities in the park, and in the car, and... well...) once in a while it would be nice to actually do it inside on the dining table or the bathroom/kitchen sink or something normal.... like normal boring people
Damned French-Chick-Reputation!

So it's 8 O'clock and the FFFrrrriiinnnnggg-Frrrrriiiinnnnggg I got before he took off cranky were a good indication that I was in for the second Survivor-Date-By-Myself

I haven't seen it yet, tho, so this week's summary will be posted Monday...
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[My best friend, the TV]
So this is what happens when I'm on house arrest.
(If I had known I would not have my car for weeks at a time, I might have chosen a place closer to something, not lost in a residential area with NOTHING), I watch TV
Good thing it's all the season's premieres, I guess
I would hate to be stuck at home AND stuck watching re-runs

Wednesday was The Bachelor...
Although judging from what I've seen so far, it's more Attack of the Desperate Single Women

We get to meet the 25 single chicks who will be eliminated every week until only one stands and hopefully for Bob and whoever, it will be love everafter
Because it makes sense that after 6 weeks of making out with 15 (cuz the first show, he doesn't make out with the 25.. and a lady doesn't kiss on the first date anyway), then 10, then 5, then 4, then 3, then 2 women, you will have found the love of your life and be ready to ask her to marry you..
It does.. really
I should know
After all, I got e-engaged after 7 dates spread out over 2 years and I'm now planning to buy a e-house and have e-kids

I will admit Bob is pretty cute and quite funny.. Half of America knows him as the funny one from the Bachelorette
The problem with having a show like that with a "funny guy" is all the Wanna-Be-Brides are also Wanna-Be-Funny
Some succeed, most don't
And the few who didn't even try are even more pathetic

The first episode treats us to cameos/videos/interviews of the first selection of the 25 Wanna-Be-Bob's-Wife
Amongst a shit load of "I am ready to fall in love", "I want to get married and have kids and I will make a great wife" and "I know women are competitive but I want that ring on my finger and will do anything to win it" there were a couple of refreshing faces and 2 absolutely SAD ones

Christine. Straight out of PleasantVille.. Not even the colored part.. The black and white part of it (for those of you who saw that movie)



Who couldn't talk about sexuality because she is saving herself for Bob
Who answered the "What are you most proud of?" with
"Being able to do hair and make-up for friends for special events"
Yeahhhhh.. What year is it in your head? 1940?
Best of all, she is all happy to tell the interviewer in her smiling-soft-church-fuckin' Brady Bunch-Voice that she would be a great wife to Bob because she would be his servant.. She would spend the days washing and cooking and taking care of the kids and would wait for him to come home to pamper him and take care of him
.... Every guys dream for about..oh.. 1 day?...
After that they just want to kick the annoying clingy thing in the ass and take her out with the garbage

There was also Heather



Who's shown in the introduction video trying on a wedding dress and veil and looking at herself in the mirror saying with a dreamy smile: oooo... That's perfect!!
I thought
OK
The producers messed up, they totally spoiled the whole thing by showing us the one he chooses getting ready for the final episode's wedding
or
She is a lot funnier and gutsy than she seems and she wants to do a big joke and show up at the initial introduction ceremony in a wedding dress - Haha-
or
she is without a doubt the most pathetic thing I have ever seen

She is not funny and she was wearing an ugly-strapless-ecrase-totons black dress
And it was obvious when she got booted that we did not get a spoiler glimpse into the final episode
Her best moment was DEFINITELY not at the end, when after being rejected, we see her bawling hysterically and painfully talking through hysterical sobs to tell us she had never gotten her heart broken before but she did this time and it hurts so much and why me WHY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?? Boo hooo hoooo
Will someone please bitchslap some sense into the idiot?!

I am not very smart... I should have made my Titanium Date on Wednesday nite, watching The Bachelor...
After that, he would look at me saying: How Fuckin' lucky am I that I am with HER!
*Zoom out on me trying on a wedding dress and sighing*....

[I promise to love an honor... until Scotti beams me up]
It would not be sufficient if it was a referendum (humour politique, ici quand même), but the majority rules and it appears 47% of you think I don't have enough friends and that the Cardboard Complementary Capitain Kurk and Friends will come in handy to fill up the church



And so it is that I will be a geek and have a StarTrek wedding.. The tribe has spoken..
Please refrain from using your laser-beam-guns in the inflatable church

Other popular picks:

33% For Sexy Mama
(Désolée, la photo marche pu)


13% For Western (Gene, I KNOW you're one of them!)



And 7% for The Phantom (J'sais pas c'est qui, mais c'est pas fort-fort)


I do....
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[Out with the old, wooo hooo a new poll]
Imitating 50 million Survivor fans, I am now posting my own who will Survive poll.
I wanted to add myself to the list, but there's space for only 10 choices
Sorry
Go vote, if you vote after the show is over, you're disqualified
And no guys, no Blow Job if you win...
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[McIdiots]
- Police decided not to charge Lula Brown for 911 abuse even though she had called the emergency number just to report that a McDonald's tried to charge her for extra barbecue sauce (Avon, Ohio).

- A 46-year-old woman was hospitalized in critical condition when she dropped a coin while at a drive-thru window at a McDonald's, then opened her minivan door to retrieve it, taking her foot off the brake, allowing the van to inch forward, trapping her head in the open door, which lodged against a post (Burke, Va., August).
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