[Sick Maybe, but never boring]
Please let's all put our curing powers together and wish our friend Jack a
Prompt Rétablissement, Babel-Jack!
The poor thing caught a bad cold
He should have asked me.. I would have told him that's what happens when you run around outside naked.....
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[A different Starbucks]
Plans for Amsterdam are going well
2 nights downtown
2 nights outside the city in a Castle Hotel
Van Gogh Museum
Hortus
Canal Tour
Red Light District
and before, in between and after all that
the mandatory
doing nothing but chilling in the Coffee Shops
I wonder how the Van Gogh Sunflowers are gonna look....
Tuesday, September 30, 2003
[Mrs Bean is looking for a new Boyfriend]
Since I am no longer available I give you the next best thing:
My friend 92
She is looking for a new bf since hers is starting to be deffective
Anybody interested?
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[Sitting in a window in Amsterdam]
Anybody been there?
I am going soon, apparently... Like Oct 14th, for a week
Little Titanium Vacation
I already know 1 day is booked, sitting in one of the windows of the Red Light District
(Christmas is close! I have gifts to buy!)
But that still leave me with 4 full days
I want to know the good spots.. you know what I mean
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[It's time again..]
For the highlights of this week's rejects, just cuz it's fun to know there are people out there who are freakier than us..
I won't list them all since we already know I am the favorite search result for everything Marineland. Linkin Park and François Perusse
the bus stop the song lyrics Yeah.. We all know THAT song, no? Ben oui... The bus stop song, là!...
"envie pressante" pisser eh oui... a third one...
2 whale tattoos
2 Days of our Lives
survivor armani suit
banc chromé Toujours pratique dans une maison
traduction chrome Um... Chrome? Unless BabelFish says otherwise
And this week's top 2:
CHROME PASSER LA VERSION ANGLAISE EN FRANCAISE..
and
mettre sandales mère
C'est ça que j'me dis moi aussi...
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Since I am no longer available I give you the next best thing:
My friend 92
She is looking for a new bf since hers is starting to be deffective
Anybody interested?
________________________________________
[Sitting in a window in Amsterdam]
Anybody been there?
I am going soon, apparently... Like Oct 14th, for a week
Little Titanium Vacation
I already know 1 day is booked, sitting in one of the windows of the Red Light District
(Christmas is close! I have gifts to buy!)
But that still leave me with 4 full days
I want to know the good spots.. you know what I mean
_________________________________________
[It's time again..]
For the highlights of this week's rejects, just cuz it's fun to know there are people out there who are freakier than us..
I won't list them all since we already know I am the favorite search result for everything Marineland. Linkin Park and François Perusse
the bus stop the song lyrics Yeah.. We all know THAT song, no? Ben oui... The bus stop song, là!...
"envie pressante" pisser eh oui... a third one...
2 whale tattoos
2 Days of our Lives
survivor armani suit
banc chromé Toujours pratique dans une maison
traduction chrome Um... Chrome? Unless BabelFish says otherwise
And this week's top 2:
CHROME PASSER LA VERSION ANGLAISE EN FRANCAISE..
and
mettre sandales mère
C'est ça que j'me dis moi aussi...
__________________________________________________
Monday, September 29, 2003
[Super Geek gets reunited with his Geek-Glasses]
It's not going well for the Morgans this week again
Freeky-Scout-Lady probably never got the "Fire builder" badge because they are all freezing and their fire is nothing more than a little pile of red coal trying hard to survive in the wind
The fact that they are wearing little more than bras and boxers, might have something to do with it too
How come no one knows how to make clothes with the plants/leaves?
I guess it's another badge Freaky-Scout didn't get.
Seems she didn't get the "Shelter 101" either. I can build a better shelter in my living room, Gene can attest to that!
Then what ARE those badges on her uniform, if she has no useful survival skills?
"How to make friends with Geeks" badge?
"Record for most days in a row wearing her scary Scout uniform" badge? (if she didn't have it before, she will at the end of this show!)
The highlight of this week's episode has to be that Big-Black-Muscly-Dude seems to have found a way to keep his boxers up this week
Yay!
Super-Geek keeps complaining that he can't go on without sleep and he needs a backup plan cuz this is not working for him
And Big-Black-Dude confirms that by saying the poor guy doesn't have it in his poor skinny body to last
They are a pathetic bunch, I tell ya!
The Drakes are having fun. Fishing and drinking coolaid
That is until Shawn
loses the head of Fat-Barbu's precious fishing spear on one of his fishing expedition..
OH NO!
Disaster! How are they gonna eat now?! Fat-Barbu's whole game strategy seems to be at risk now as he is scared he won't be able to play Jesus and multiply the fishes anymore
I think his attachment to that fishing thing is unhealthy. It's not made of diamonds, for pete's sake!
And yet, all pissed off at Shawn, he uses his "grid pattern" search strategy of the ocean to find the missing spear part and actually finds the lost artifact after I am not sure how long...
Can't have taken too too long, he wasn't all wrinkly when he got out..
Might be cuz fat doesn't wrinkle, though.. I don't know...
Freaky-Scout could know if she had the "How long you can stay in water without wrinkling" badge.
It may be just me, but when a Fat-Barbu goes on a grid-pattern-search of a piece of metal no bigger than Babaloo's dick at the bottom of the ocean and actually finds it, I start seriously wondering if this whole game is not pre-arranged.
Please.. I lose things bigger than that in my PURSE!
This week's reward challenge is for a shovel and a third of a map to a treasure chest full of supplies burried somewhere on the islands
Fuck the "hints" map.. I would spend my entire days diggin wholes all over the place.. THAT's what grid pattern searches are for, Fat-Barbu! It's not like these guys have much to occupy their days with, anyway.
All they have to do to win is go one at a time, retrieve 1 of the 5 fake-treasures from the bottom of the ocean, drop it in the treasure chest, swim back to shore to let the next team member go do the same thing. When everything is in the chest, they all go at once and must bring the chest back to shore and then wooo hoooo they win
Of course, with Super-Geek in their team, the Morgans have no chance and would probably still be there today if the game didn't end with the Drakes winning
Poor Geek.. I was sure he would drown! Quel suspense!
He is so skinny he can't dive to the bottom to get the fake-treasure, he floats instead.. Have you ever seen a piece of twig trying to get to the bottom of water?
His lungs are so small he can't hold his breath for more than 2 seconds at a time so we see him resurfacing all the time and without his geek-glasses, he probably can't see a thing anyway
You could actually SEE the impatience of Jeff-The-Host, who finally told Super-Geek to give up and come back and let someone else do his job THEN theirs
Of course, they lost
Big time
The twist here is that in true Pirating spirit, the winners get to go steal 1 thing from the other tribe's stuff
I'm surprised they didn't send Fat-Barbu, he is good at these things!
Instead, it's the Spanish-chick who goes and takes the Morgan's tarp, while being called a bitch repeatedly by the upset Morgan tribe
They ARE stupid.. when you have NOTHING except a tarp, you fuckin HIDE it somewhere! Burry it in the sand so the other tribe does not take it!
That's when Big-Black-Muscles decides he doesn't like this game anymore and says his body is shutting down and he might die of pneumonia with blood in his lungs and all.
Can Mr T have had surgery and I just don't recognize his face? Cuz I could swear it's him
All tough and muscles and King of the Mountain and all but he gets a mosquito bite and he thinks he's gonna die of poisonning..
I hope Big-Dude gets voted off soon cuz I am having bad deja-vu feelings every week
That's what he wishes for anyway, as he goes from one tribe member to the other telling them he wants to go home and wants them to vote him off
Oopss.. I skipped the part where the immunity skeletton is up for grabs again and the Morgans lose the immunity challenge... Again.
It's just so obvious, I guess
At tribal council, Jeff is not very nice to the Morgans and I expected him to start yelling and giving them shit for being such idiots.
We now know that Freaky-Scout does not have the badge of "telling the truth straight out" as she beats around the bushes trying to answer the "How would you rate your tribe's performance" hoping she won't piss off anybody.
*Jeff rolls his eyes when she says "I would give them an A for effort"*
Hahahaha
More like an A for BUNCH OF IDIOTS
So this week ends with Super-Nearly-Drowned-Geek being voted off
He will be able to see again! What joy this must be for him!
"I think I lost this game in the first five minutes because I didn't make friends with the right people."
Sure... whatever floats your boat
Good back up plan!
It's not going well for the Morgans this week again
Freeky-Scout-Lady probably never got the "Fire builder" badge because they are all freezing and their fire is nothing more than a little pile of red coal trying hard to survive in the wind
The fact that they are wearing little more than bras and boxers, might have something to do with it too
How come no one knows how to make clothes with the plants/leaves?
I guess it's another badge Freaky-Scout didn't get.
Seems she didn't get the "Shelter 101" either. I can build a better shelter in my living room, Gene can attest to that!
Then what ARE those badges on her uniform, if she has no useful survival skills?
"How to make friends with Geeks" badge?
"Record for most days in a row wearing her scary Scout uniform" badge? (if she didn't have it before, she will at the end of this show!)
The highlight of this week's episode has to be that Big-Black-Muscly-Dude seems to have found a way to keep his boxers up this week
Yay!
Super-Geek keeps complaining that he can't go on without sleep and he needs a backup plan cuz this is not working for him
And Big-Black-Dude confirms that by saying the poor guy doesn't have it in his poor skinny body to last
They are a pathetic bunch, I tell ya!
The Drakes are having fun. Fishing and drinking coolaid
That is until Shawn
loses the head of Fat-Barbu's precious fishing spear on one of his fishing expedition..
OH NO!
Disaster! How are they gonna eat now?! Fat-Barbu's whole game strategy seems to be at risk now as he is scared he won't be able to play Jesus and multiply the fishes anymore
I think his attachment to that fishing thing is unhealthy. It's not made of diamonds, for pete's sake!
And yet, all pissed off at Shawn, he uses his "grid pattern" search strategy of the ocean to find the missing spear part and actually finds the lost artifact after I am not sure how long...
Can't have taken too too long, he wasn't all wrinkly when he got out..
Might be cuz fat doesn't wrinkle, though.. I don't know...
Freaky-Scout could know if she had the "How long you can stay in water without wrinkling" badge.
It may be just me, but when a Fat-Barbu goes on a grid-pattern-search of a piece of metal no bigger than Babaloo's dick at the bottom of the ocean and actually finds it, I start seriously wondering if this whole game is not pre-arranged.
Please.. I lose things bigger than that in my PURSE!
This week's reward challenge is for a shovel and a third of a map to a treasure chest full of supplies burried somewhere on the islands
Fuck the "hints" map.. I would spend my entire days diggin wholes all over the place.. THAT's what grid pattern searches are for, Fat-Barbu! It's not like these guys have much to occupy their days with, anyway.
All they have to do to win is go one at a time, retrieve 1 of the 5 fake-treasures from the bottom of the ocean, drop it in the treasure chest, swim back to shore to let the next team member go do the same thing. When everything is in the chest, they all go at once and must bring the chest back to shore and then wooo hoooo they win
Of course, with Super-Geek in their team, the Morgans have no chance and would probably still be there today if the game didn't end with the Drakes winning
Poor Geek.. I was sure he would drown! Quel suspense!
He is so skinny he can't dive to the bottom to get the fake-treasure, he floats instead.. Have you ever seen a piece of twig trying to get to the bottom of water?
His lungs are so small he can't hold his breath for more than 2 seconds at a time so we see him resurfacing all the time and without his geek-glasses, he probably can't see a thing anyway
You could actually SEE the impatience of Jeff-The-Host, who finally told Super-Geek to give up and come back and let someone else do his job THEN theirs
Of course, they lost
Big time
The twist here is that in true Pirating spirit, the winners get to go steal 1 thing from the other tribe's stuff
I'm surprised they didn't send Fat-Barbu, he is good at these things!
Instead, it's the Spanish-chick who goes and takes the Morgan's tarp, while being called a bitch repeatedly by the upset Morgan tribe
They ARE stupid.. when you have NOTHING except a tarp, you fuckin HIDE it somewhere! Burry it in the sand so the other tribe does not take it!
That's when Big-Black-Muscles decides he doesn't like this game anymore and says his body is shutting down and he might die of pneumonia with blood in his lungs and all.
Can Mr T have had surgery and I just don't recognize his face? Cuz I could swear it's him
All tough and muscles and King of the Mountain and all but he gets a mosquito bite and he thinks he's gonna die of poisonning..
I hope Big-Dude gets voted off soon cuz I am having bad deja-vu feelings every week
That's what he wishes for anyway, as he goes from one tribe member to the other telling them he wants to go home and wants them to vote him off
Oopss.. I skipped the part where the immunity skeletton is up for grabs again and the Morgans lose the immunity challenge... Again.
It's just so obvious, I guess
At tribal council, Jeff is not very nice to the Morgans and I expected him to start yelling and giving them shit for being such idiots.
We now know that Freaky-Scout does not have the badge of "telling the truth straight out" as she beats around the bushes trying to answer the "How would you rate your tribe's performance" hoping she won't piss off anybody.
*Jeff rolls his eyes when she says "I would give them an A for effort"*
Hahahaha
More like an A for BUNCH OF IDIOTS
So this week ends with Super-Nearly-Drowned-Geek being voted off
He will be able to see again! What joy this must be for him!
"I think I lost this game in the first five minutes because I didn't make friends with the right people."
Sure... whatever floats your boat
Good back up plan!