[It's the Return of the Living Deads]
Just in time for Halloween, the Return of the Ghosts of Relationships Past.
Yes, I wrote ghostSSSSSSSS
As in more than one

Ghost of the Montreal Past
Because I forgot to mention...
That weekend I was in Montreal?
I drove Riboui downtown for his lunch date with his mom
And in the car that pulled up beside me at the red light at the exit of the tunnel Ville Marie?

Me: Riboui.... Hey...Shit... I think it's Mr T. in the car there
*Looking in the other car, almost subtly*
Riboui: Hahahahaaaa Sacrament qu'à serait bonne!
Me: I'm telling you.. It's him.. I'm pretty sure...
*Staring in the other car again, even less subtly*
Riboui: Hahahahaaaaa And he's looking at you! Hahahahaaa
*Very subtle as usual, I roll down my window to see better and look at him directly*
Me: Tabarnak Riboui.. it IS him!
*Light turns green*
*I cut him off to get in his lane in front of him*
Me: Well if he wasn't sure it was me before, now he is!

Ghost of the Scottland Past
Which brings me to yesterday
A Yahoo chat window popped up while I was talking with 92
The Scottish!
Blablabla... you look gorgeous as usual... blabla... I think about you.. blablablabla... miss you

Yeah...
I am waiting to hear back from Lennox, now...

Strange coincidence.. His messages started at the same time Titanium Yahoo sent me messages too
And he DID mention he has taken going to see a show in London once a month
What IF, they met when TM was there?
What IF one of the scottish friends works in IT with someone TM trained and now they are all best friends?
Wouldn't THAT be the perfect Halloween Horror!
And those who know me know very well we can't even exclude that possibility thinking it's too farfetched....

Trick or Treat..
Fuck man.... I want the TREAT...
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[Speaking of Come Back of the Wanna Be's]

Fat-Barbu is pissed off and yelling
Who voted for me? WHO F*beep*IN' VOTED FOR MEEEE?!!!!! Grrrrrrrrr ARRGGHHHH?!!
Hairy, Barbu, Growling, Scary Man

Even scarier because it's nite time and we see him through greenish-nite-vision goggles and his pupils are entirely black
Scary business..

Of course, he is refering to the fact that last week, when they booted Trish out, there were TWO votes against Fat-Barbu..
Trish-the-Backstabbing-Bitch and someone else
So *rewind*

Fat-Barbu is pissed off and is yelling
Who voted for me? WHO F*beep*IN' VOTED FOR MEEEE?!!!!! Grrrrrrrrr ARRGGHHHH?!!

Demi-Portion, semi-wanna-be-defiant but scared shitless so much that his annoying hair is uncurling, confesses

This guy annoys the hell out of me, by the way
Wanna-be-funny guy who forgot to grandit and grossit so he's a chicot of 5', 90lbs wet with a short man complex and an attitude as tasteful as his mohair tuque
Someone burry him with the couleuvre, for Poisonous Pelican Pete's sake!

Fat-Barbu-in-Demi-Portion's face:
F*beeep*ing *beeep* YOU voted for me? WHY? F*Beep*ing WHYYYY?! Grrrrr Aarrgghhhhh *Beeeeeep*
and probably cuz of force of habit, this very rational dialog ends with
Who voted for me?
I thought we had already established that 10 min ago?

I sat on my sofa, puzzled for a moment...
Seeing this display of obviously excellent communication skills from Fat-Barbu

(I think he could be the next Dr. Phil... Dr Phil ain't got no hair on me! by Dr. Barbu)


I was trying to imagine how he deals with Troubled Teens....
C'est déjà des délinquants qui doivent le recevoir à coup de
"Hey.. va chier gros laite pas rapport, tsé!"

Wow.. I don't remember where he lives, but I'll make damn sure he never gets his hands on MY teenagers
(if I ever get to have kids one day
and if they ever are troubled
and if that ever requires the assistance of a Troubled Teens Mentor
of course)

Sea Mail.. blablabla... time for the next challenge.. blabla... gogogo
(And they go, after a fight to decide if they have time to cook the coconut because it tastes like popcorn when you cook it and 4 of the 5 remaining Drakes want popcorn but WWF-Shawn refuses to help so it's taking even longer)

And THEN *musique dramatique*
In an unprecedented Survivor twist,
(and quite frankly perfect for my "Return of the Living Dead" theme of today)
the 6 rejects that were voted off are brought back to form a new tribe to compete in the next challenge.
It was stronger than me....
I yelled
OH FUCK YEEEEEESSSSSS!!! SUPER GEEK IS BACK!
It's Revenge of the Nerd-who-lost his glasses!
Attack of the Killer Freaky-Scout!
Friday-the-Tube-Dress-with-no-Underwear-48!

They are back and they have only one thing on their mind:
Revenge, Baby! (as quoted by Michelle in a we're-almost-gonna-believe-you-did-not-rehearse-that-sentence-58-times-before-saying-it voice)
And Trish-the-Backstabbing-Bitch is back too
And Tim-Burton..

This whole surprise was worth it for me just for Super-Geek with his uncool bandanna saying "Die Jerks" on his forehead.

That's my geek...!

3-Tribe Challenge
Too complicated to explain but the only thing that matters is this:
If the new Temporary Tribe, the Outcasts (Naming themselves that, but I like my name better), loses to both Drake & Morgan, they go home, yet again, tail between their legs, as they were really rejects in the first place anyway and will never win as much as they try
Whoever loses to the Rejects Tribe, has to vote a member off so that the Rejects can vote a member in.
The bottom line is this:
The Rejects have a chance to get back in the game and they are pretty excited and annoying about it

To make sure they have enough to fill the whole one hour show, the 2 Surviving tribes of course lose to the Rejects from hell and they go to Tribal Council to each vote someone off

- Plogue gratuite de Fat-Barbu en camisole psychadélique

This is where I owe 92 an apologie:
Never giving up, she kept voting for the Tube-Dress-Massage-Therapist who got voted off the first emission
Wishful thinking, maybe, but it worked
The Bimbo is back and maybe she will be the next Survivor!


So anyway, WWF-Shawn gets voted off the Drakes and Big-Fif who kept complaining his body is shutting down, quits.
First in all of Survivor's history, someone gives up..
Had to be Mr T clone...
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Happy Halloween!
And beware:
Les Manipulateurs sont parmi nous...

[Kill B...ill]
Since I am in a rather violent mood, what best than spending my morning concentrating on a gory-bloody-killing-everybody movie:
Kill B...ill



.. here comes the Bride...
Yeah...
Wonder if she got an E-Ring for her engagement?

Although a review said TAKE OUT THE GORE AND KILL B...ILL IS AN EPISODE OF "MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS", it still makes me wish I had a big Japanese sword right now (guns are overrated) and I know what I would do with it.

I've seen it twice so far and it will be my next The Crow, Shrek and Nightmare before Christmas..
I can't wait for it to come out on DVD so I can watch it 48 more times..
So 3 weeks after everybody who's seen it already talked about it on their website, I figured it was time for me too to bring my contribution and of course, tribute to it..
Cinnamon Chrome way



Variations of the same theme:
Kill B...ill
Or for a more epilepsy-generator intro, Kill B...ill Japan
In Czech, the latest Quentina Tarantina movie: Kill B...ill Czech
And of course, I couldn't ignore the Kill B...ill Le Film in french, coming out November 26, big VIP pre-premiere, Nov 4!

BabelFish not included


Un gros paquet de cochoneries!!!

German PussyWagon KeyChain


Aktuelles Gebot: EUR 60,00
Anybody interested in "bieten"?
Went for $155 in the US.. I can't understand if the German one is sold already or not, tho

Bruce Lee Game of Death Jumpsuit Kill B...ill
Game of death jumpsuit... wow... Kung Fu version of Twister, maybe?

kill b...ill be@rbrick kubrick

What the HELL is that?
Maybe the PowerRanger critic wasn't so far off after all?

Kill B...ill Coffee Mug
Probably made at Japan Camera with a Fido-family-puddle keychain and Baby-Margot plate

Goes with the Kill B...ill Volume 1 Movie Mouse Pad


Or the KILL B...ILL CIGAR BOX PURSE


The Kill B...ill very rare Bus Poster

Someone stole it at the bus stop, probably

The necessary Kill B...ill Shoes in size 10 1/2


And also the ones that "look a little like Uma Thurmans shoes in Kill B...ill"


Like this 70'S ULTIMATE GREEN JUMPSUIT-KILL B...ILL! that "Kinda looks like the one Uma Thurman wears in Kill B...ill! Made of poly w/ bright yellow satiny inserts" if it wasn't green... had stripes.... and didn't have LINDA written on the front pocket



The Kato Mask

also available at the Dollar stores across the world for halloween time

Japanese School Girl Uniform
Unfortunately only in japanese size Medium.. Is it just me or it looks more like a SailorMoon outfit than GoGo Yubari's?




The Kill B...ill Uma Action Figure


The Kaboom Cereals

"Winner of this auction will receive one brand new, highly collectible, rare, fresh & tasty box of KABOOM cereal"
And they specify:
Gun not included. HA!

Fwiiiii-tuu-twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
The Soundtrack Featuring the oh so excellent and catchy tune "Lonely Sheppard" by Zamfir

Interesting Trivia
Tarantino, who once played an Elvis impersonator on an episode of TV's "Golden Girls," is a fountain of knowledge about cinema, partly the legacy of his many years working as a video store clerk in Los Angeles.
Wow.. With my Gold BlockBuster Membership maybe I have a chance to be the next Chromarantino?

News Flash
For the 92's amongst you, who will end up pissed off at the end of the movie, "Kill B...ill" is being released in two volumes; the concluding part is due February 27

And finally
The complete Script
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[Halloween horror]

While Googling for pictures of Sailor Moon to put on today's post, I found



I think I will have nightmares the rest of my life
And I think I am not so keen on Sailor Moon anymore
*bleuh*

[Advice from the CrackPot Lady]


Ever wonder what you will be like when you're 92 years old?
Well me neither but I figure it will be something like this

FruitCake Lady

Special link requested by Guelph King, by the way.
He's the cause of me facing my future senility...

[Russian Idol - Singing your way out of Siberia]
Russian prison officials have promised the ultimate prize - freedom - to the winner of a contest to find the country's best singing prisoner.

Man.... What next?
Ethiopia Idol where they compete for a can of tomato soup?
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[Top 10 weird searches of the week]
There are so many now, I have to stick to the top 10!!

boobs meter Someone looking for www.monsexgratuit.com?
françois perusse bonne fête Bonne Fête!
marineland chrome Bonne combinaison de 2 searches populaires
pattern-treasure chest
"days of our life" spoiler
Asian Prince Episode
+bachelor +bob +spoiler +final Un autre qui peut pas s'imaginer écouter d'autres épisodes pis qui veut savoir comment ça finit
lula brown "avon, ohio"
cart prompt rétablissement

And the #1 weird search of the week:
gros barbu photo
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[Speaking of Gros Barbu..]
Apparently from last week, notre ami Fat-Barbu a une nouvelle amie, Balboa la couleuvre-wanna-be-serpent. This week's show begins with Fat-Barbu taking his friend out of her flour/rice/whatever bag after the nite, only to discover she is DEAD!
OH NO!
If a wounded couleuvre can't even survive one nite enfermée dans un sac de poste Canada, what chance do they have now?
Moment émouvant de Fat-Barbu mourning his almost friend
"So sorry, Buddy"..

And of course because they are Fif-Survivors this year, Fat-Barbu prefers they all die of hunger rather than using his friend as bait and goes to burry her

Probably jealous of Fat-Barbu-Doolitle, one of the guys at the Morgans befriends the pelican who keeps attacking their camp
Pelican Pete is his name and this is not to Black-Dude-Full-of-Muscles-but-really-Fif liking and he says he is gonna get bit and is gonna die.
Yeah Genius... Poisonous Pelican...

This is another example of the fifure of this year's survivors
Is it just me or we're a far stretch from the time where survivor's contestants were eating rats and chasing wild boars to SURVIVE?
How appropriate since it's the name of the game, bunch of morons!
Now they complain of hunger but they can't fish, they are out of rice so the other tribe gives them some, they have snake and Pelican and they become friends with them instead of eating them?
PLEASE?!
There are some month's end, I would eat my freakin CATS! Imagine if I had a snake... he sure wouldn't be my friend
Have you noticed fat barbu has not even lost weight?

And to burn more calories in hopes to become the next Jared, Fat Barbu convinces the rest of the tribe that elevating their shelter of about 1 inch, will help them get less mosquito bites.
Ok.

Time for the reward challenge.
Grill & utensils, spices (perfect to cook Pelican and Snakes!)
Lobsters and huge steaks (I think someone killed Pelican Pete when they weren's looking and that's Pelican steak they are winning here)
Everybody salivates and if they can only aim the canon at the enemies target and destroy them first, it's Luxury Surf & Turf!
Of course, Drakes-of-the-Fat-Barbu win and cook themselves a feast that nite.
Morgans lose yet again... The go back home defeated, licking their drool off the floor.. they need to save their moisture... I am not sure they still remember where the water well is!
I bet that Pelican is starting to look good now, uh?

It's Demi-Portion-Pas-Drole who goes to loot from the Morgans.
Under his mohair-tuque, he has dirty hair and he begs for some shampoo and washes his hair before taking their pot.
Being his annoying wanna-be-smarty-ass with a short-man complex, he tells the Morgans that the challenge they THOUGHT they won, 2 weeks ago, where they won Fat-Barbu, well it's infact cuz we let you win.. ahha LO-SERS!
GQ-Laywer doesn't believe that and says it's a low blow
Pffff... we have Big-Black-Dude.. we won fair and square!

Immunity Challenge...

Fat-Barbu, Shawn-Weight-lifting and Christa-les-couettes for Drake
Black-Fif-Dude, GQ Lawyer and Ryan (I can never remember his name, he is so insignificant so far.. Apart from this week, he is Pelican Pete's best friend)
Each will have weight added until they colapse
The Morgans pick on Fat-Barbu first, adding 200 lbs to him.. he lasts as long as he can, valiant effort.
Black Dude doesn't last with 160 lbs, he is after all, Black-Fif.
Shawn lasts a little bit, GQ outlasts everyone, and I will admit he showed great strenght of will and body.
Interesting fact, Christa-Les-Couettes (she always dresses like her name should be Heidi) lasted longer than Black fif, with as much weight... And she's a little stick of a girl.

Fat-Barbu, not too proud of WWF-Shawn with his muscles but lazy attitude:
"I want him off my island and out of my adventure"
Ok.. relax Roi-de-la-Montagne!
I think he is taking this Pirate thing a little bit TOO seriously...
His luxury item MUST have been an eye patch.. I am wondering if maybe he is not a real pirate...

Demi-Portion and Trish plot to eliminate Fat-Barbu.. Too bad it back fired in their face and Trish got booted and Demi-Portion is getting scared now