I know you all missed it
The highlight of your week:
C'est l'heure de Devine la Joke!
Brought to you by BabelFish
(Pis Guimauve who emailed me this today.. Good timing, I had no clue what joke I was gonna post)

Un petit dictionnaire pour nos amis anglophones...!
Well there you go - Ben coudon
I don't believe it - Ben wéyon don
What's new? - Pis?
Only - Yinque
I'm gonna yell at him - M'a y parler dans'l'casse
I'm gonna beat him up - Ma ty crisser'n'volé
You're kidding me - Vatendon
It stinks - Sassen a chorogne
I was scared - Jé eu achienne
Get out of there - Aute toé d'la
What are you doing - Kessé tufai
Right there - Drette la
Move your ass - Anweille
I am so confused - Chtout fourré
Get lost - Décrisse
A fat whore - Grosse torche
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[I couldn't resist this one]

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[Oooooo Weeeee Yooooooo Weeeeeee Yoooooooooooo]
*Survivor Music*

9 episodes later, I finally understand how it works
The person who gets voted off at the end of the episode gets a lot of exposure that day
Sort of a last tribute, I guess
So that's how we see a lot of Ryno this week
Talk about subtile forshadowing!

And you know what? This show is starting to seriously suck
Ryno tries to save his skin by allying with Tim Burton who will ally with anybody, he's in it to win
Everybody wants to vote off FatBarbu because he is in control of everything
Freaky scout Master tries to find a new leader to follow and clearly states: I'm looking for him to tell me what to do and how to act and I will do it
The old Moron Tribe members are all excited that they finally get to eat and FatBarbu is sad that they lost so much weight cuz of lack of food and now they will be better cuz he will take care of them

FatBarbu wins Rewards Challenge and gives it to Tim Burton who goes out to breakfast with FreakyScout and they plot to vote off FatBarbu
FatBarbu wins Immunity Challenge so everybody is screwed cuz they can't vote him off so they vote off Ryno

End of episode

Everybody in this whole show is starting to make me feel nauseous
Still got 4 episodes to go...
*courage-courage*

[It's BAAAAACK!]
Eh oui! C'est le retour de la section Messages
Dans le genre de Avis de Recherche: Perdu sens de l'humour... récompense de $5 à quiconque m'aide à le retrouver

My Super-Fantastic-Wonderful-Friend-Who-Still-likes-Me-Even-After-I-Left-Him-at-the-Mall-17-Years-Ago
(Oh My GOD! Has it been that long already!.... wow...) Guimauve has now joined the Cinnamon Cool Club. 9 Pages of catching up later he is still not up to date, but with 48 kids, a wife, a demanding job and all the activities that implies, I still love him for taking the time to catch up on my life
So please, everybody together, lets give a warm welcome to a friend who's been there for more than half my life:
Salut Guimauve!!!
*Cheer-Cheer-WoooHooooo*


Gene got engaged.. I hope S knows how lucky he is cuz he got the sweetest-bestest chick around. And if he doesn't treat her right, he'll discover she's also got the meanest friends who will go and beat him up!
Congratulations Gene!!
*Cheer for her Rock that's not an E-Rock.*
Damn... Should have been me but instead I am just a nosey chick with nothing


The race is on for the 1000th visitor..
DMan is in, who else wants to beat him to it and try to hit that important milestone in my blog's life?
Go! GO! Go! GO!
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[Bye Bye Marineland]
Summer is over so apparently nobody cares about their theme song lyrics anymore...
I haven't got 1 Marineland-derived hit the last 2 weeks
Boooo hoooo hoooo Sniff sniff...
Feels like I lost a dear friend
Good bye Shamu... Happy hibernation!

The good news is that now I got a hit for
FuckFriend

And best of all, would you believe it's the ONLY perdu since Nov 3.. Everybody else is a Cinnamon Cool Club Member
Does this mean I am becoming popular??
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[It's the End of Chaos]
I remember a time when Wednesdays used to be Quiz Day.

You are a siren. Also known as Mermaids, Sirens were women with the tails of fish who lived in the ocean. They would lure sailors onto the rocks with their enchanting songs

What legend are you? Take the Legendary Being Quiz by Paradox




You're a Drac, a seductive fae. Dracs, also known as Nix, are water spirits who take the form of beautiful women so that they can lure men to them. They are closely related to Nymphs and Sirens. They also take the shape of Golden Chalices to lure greedy humans into the Dracs Kingdom

What kind of female faerie are you? Take the female faerie quiz by Paradox

And to be fair for the guys:
"What kind of male faerie are you? Take the male faerie quiz by Paradox

Ok.. On vois-tu un pattern, ici?
I'm the bitch who manipulates men, lures them onto rocks so they will crash and die (maybe not with my songs, but..) and I make them suffer and mess with their heads and hearts
OH MY GOD!!!
Titanium Man was right about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your turn, people... Take the quiz, put your results in the Témoignages!

[Survivor dans mon salon]
Weekend was boring
Discovered a new mall close to my place: Packed with Ontarians Christmas shopping-Brats crying-Old people blocking the aisles
Almost cooked but decided not too. Didn't feel like eating the same thing for the next two weeks
Yay
Life with the Ontarians
I want to go back to Mtl!