[Edition Speciale du Samedi soir]
There were ways of cheating, after all...
After trying to log on remotely from another computer to log on with a different IP,
After searching for Pate a dents, fat-barbu, cinnamon chrome,
They went to Anonymizer.com, searched for weather pixie and FINALLY managed to get the 1000th hit
Amazing the extent people will go
Bravo to Riboui and Guelph King for their effort..





Their message, knowing how seriously some other people took this little challenge:
FUCK YOU DMAN! We beat you to it!
I love my friends!
Too bad they are gay, the prize was a blowjob...
Oh well.....

Thunder Storm
Lightning
Zoom in on a rattle snake crawling around
Creepy music
It's night time
We see Fat-Barbu in Scary-Green-Night time-Vision
Fat-Barbu can't sleep
He misses his wife, Laura
He is having a conversation with her right now
Except she's not there but he is still answering himself
He tries to crawl on a rock to sleep
Creepy.. definitely creepy
I'm not sure I like him so much anymore, I'm kindda getting scared of him
I think he is deranged
More snake creeping around and more lightning
According to this year's editing patterns, it doesn't look good that we see so much of him already today
He will be the one going home
OH NO!



While I'm starting to feel despair at the thought of having to watch the rest of the episodes without Fat-Barbu and wondering if I will even bother, the show continues
I'm already only half watching it

An obstacle course to win some fishing trip on a catamaran with pizza and beer
The only real highlight, Fat-Barbu with his foot caught in the net, falling with a back flip, and a little censored-pixeled circle in the middle of his skirt and Jeff-the-Host exclaiming
"We saw wayyy too much of Fat-Barbu on this one"
Thank you for sparing us the Fat-Barbu-Sausage!

Demi-Portion-Blondie goes with Freaky-Scout and I have no idea what really happened cuz I went to make myself a sandwich
Crab sandwich.. appropriate, no?

I think Freaky-Scout was crying on the boat for whatever and Fat-Barbu was pissed off that Tim Burton gave his reward to Demi-Portion-Not-Funny when he, Super-Fat-Barbu, gave Tim Burton his bacon, his breakfast reward.. his super-delicious breakfast
Ok
I really don't like him that much
He freaks me out now
He his hacking at something mumbling *I'll never give him anything again... no.. except my vote... grumble-grumble-grumble*
yeah... ok.. stay away from me Creepy-Fat-Barbu

The Immunity challenge is a weird dart game and SHIT! Tim Burton wins so I know for sure now it's the end of Fat-Barbu
While I am trying to dry my tears,
they go back to camp and all the lame bla-bla-bla around Tribal-Council strategy is cut with shots of the rattle snake eating some sort of big bebitte, I think a lizard or an iguana or something like that with super creepy music
I guess Fat-Barbu is the bebitte and Tim Burton is the snake
How clever
NOT!
Man.. this show is starting to scare me
Good thing it's early evening.. I don't think I would sleep at all if it was later
*Cue to Iguana in snake mouth with it's legs all bend the wrong ways*

And what I feared (well.. maybe not so much anymore, thanks to the miracles of editing he's been depicted as a mentally disturbed fat ugly creepy barbu) happened and it's the end of Fat-Barbu
Gene, don't cry... If you had watched that episode, you would be relieved to see him go too

The Tribe has spoken,
Fat-Barbu, go back to Harry Potter

[WonderMarie]

Thank you.. You're the best

[La Phrase du Jour]
*Répétée au moins 20 fois sur le 5KM que je conduis pour me rendre au bureau
"C'est de la PLUIE, calvaire.. pas une tempête de grèle... AVANCE maudit truffion d'engeance sur la route qui aurait dû rester chez-eux!!!!"
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[1000]
12 hits left to hit 1000th visitor.... Who will it be?

**[Update]
DMan, arrête de tricher! 3 visites en 1h.. tsk tsk tsk... ;)
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[Quote of the weekend]
Rico Suave: Is it normal that I get turned on by that Christmas picture you posted on your blog?

[Coolest 2003 Inventions]
From Time Magazine


BEWARE OF WEAR
Inventor: Adam Whiton and Yolita Nugent



Ready for a shocking fashion statement? The No-Contact Jacket may look pretty fly, but it's also a piece of serious personal-defense technology. If the wearer feels threatened in any way, she (so far it's only for women) can activate a switch in either palm that blasts an 80,000-volt electrical pulse through the jacket's material. That's enough to knock anybody back a few paces. Powered by a regular 9-volt battery, the No-Contact Jacket is fully insulated, so the wearer won't feel a thing. Even when it's not in use, it crackles with tiny, visible electrical arcs that send a message. Did we mention that it looks pretty fly?
Availability: Prototype only


THE INVISIBLE MAN
Inventor: Susumu Tachi, Masahiko Inami and Naoki Kawakami



Harry Potter isn't the only academic with an invisibility cloak. A professor at the University of Tokyo has created an optical camouflage system that makes anyone wearing a special reflective material seem to disappear. Here's how: a video camera records the real-life scenery behind the subject, transmits that image to a front-mounted projector, which then displays the scene on the reflective material. The system has obvious military applications and could also be used in airplane cockpits to make landings easier for pilots.
Availability: Around 2008

Voici la
[Chronique Consommateur]
*BabelFish non-inclus*

Riboui: Eille... J'ai un témoignage pour ton blog... J'ai acheté la nouvelle pâte à dents "Aquafresh Extreme Clean".. Estie que je tripe!

Fait que quessé qu'a la fait la catin? En fin de semaine a l'a acheté la pâte à dents pour l'essayer



*Showers your whole mouth with rich Micro-Active Foam.
Not just my whole mouth, en passant!.. La maudite mousse épaisse y'en a tellement que même si j'en met la grosseur d'un quart de p'tit pois, j'en ai assez pour me frotter tout le corps au complet si je voulais! On dirait que y'ont mis du Eno dans c't'affaire là, la minute que ça te touche une dent ça part à s'ennarver pis à effervesser pis ça arrête pu jamais!

*Dynamic foaming action seeks out hard to reach places - and fights sources of bad breath.
Exactement ce que je dis.. C'est comme une invasion de mousse qui veut rien savoir de se calmer
Dynamic j'veux ben, pis hard to reach places ok, mais quand ça vient t'envahir le fond de la gorge aussi, c'est pas ce qu'il y a de plus plaisant quand tu viens de te lever pis que t'as déjà la bouche pâteuse au maximum..
Revenge of the Killer DentalPaste qui vient t'étouffer avec sa mousse de micro-patantes dynamiques

*Rinses clean away, leaving a cool tingling sensation that lasts.
J'veux ben croire.. T'as la bouche qui pétille pendant 10 minutes après que t'as fini toute l'"Extreme Experience"
J'ai eu l'impression de me brosser les dents avec une pastille Halls, saveur arrière goût d'orange.
C'est DEGUELASSE

Bref, ca goûte le cul, j'ai failli mourir suffoquée d'une overdose de mousse dans la gorge pis tout ça pour 10 min que si j'me rouvre la bouche, même moi je sens mon haleine de syrop pour la toux....
C'est la pâte à dents Fear Factor, qu'y'auraient dû appeler ça!
J'courre tu la chance de gagner $50 000 pour avoir riqué la mort pis m'être mis de quoi de dégeu dans la bouche?

Pis en plus, j'ai même pas personne avec qui faire du necking pour rendre toute cette EXTREME EXPERIENCE worth it
92 m'avait avertie... j'aurais donc dû l'écouter