Thursday, December 11, 2003

[I am not dead]
Just so you know I am still there
Until I have time to write more

Monday, December 08, 2003

I was starting to think Google had forgotten me.
I only had friends visiting! Imagine the tragedy!

Well thank god, everything is back to normal and some people still come visit by mistake.
I even had a few premature-searchers looking for.. eh oui.. Marineland Song! Wooo Hoooo!!

envie pressante - Bon, y'est revenu, lui, avec son envie de pisser
francois pérusse lyrics
a quoi sa ressemble cinnamon - Je suis numéro 1 pour celle là, quand même!
the lyrics to the marineland song
yolita asian - Number 1 there too! Great!
lunettes diesel - Thank god for Vin Diesel and I'm tribute # 159 (le gars y voulait les trouver ses maudites lunettes pour se rendre jusque là!)
chanson thème de marineland - #1!! Comme d'habitude!
#7 - invisible jacket in 2008
#4 - soap days of our lives
And the number one Favorite Search also hit #1:
pastille halls
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['Tis the season for buying your friends' love]
Soyez fiers de moi, svp...
J'ai commencé à préparer mes cadeaux de Noel pour mes amis
En cherchant LE cadeau idéal, je suis tombée sur une couple d'idées pas mal interessantes:

Tout le monde connait mes talents pour les arts & crafts, je pourrais donner une couple de Tampon Angel. Thanks to the detailed "How To" available

1. Dip into water until tampon expands.
2. Remove and tie at the top to create the angel's head.
3. Let hang (by handy dandy string) for several days until dry.
4. Paint face with peach or skin tone color, and draw small
black dots for eyes.
5. Add blush or pink paint to cheeks.
6. Paint "dress" with glimmer paint.
7. Criss-cross thin gold ribbon across chest (around neck) .
8. Add yellow doll hair to top of head as well as a gold
pipe cleaner for a halo.
9. For the grand finale...glue small gold angel wings to back.

Ta da!!!
You would never know she belonged anywhere other than your tree!!!!



Pour les amateurs de classiques:


Pour les romantiques, les Smittens:


I created the idea of Smittens while on a romantic walk with my husband. We were trying to hold hands through our bulky mittens, when it dawned on me to create a mitten that was large enough for both our hands. That way, I thought, we could truly hold hands.
The perfect gift for:
Walking Enthusiasts, Apres Skis, Sporting Events, Valentine's Day, Anniversaries, Newlyweds, Engagements, Twins & Kids and More!


Pour les moins de classe, Poop Moose Candy Dispenser


Et pour celui qui a déjà tout, le cadeau le plus inutile du monde, Pig Catapult