[Doll breaks up]


In the news:

They said it would never last. And as it turns out, it hasn’t.
(...) Barbie and Ken have broken up.
As usual with most couples, it’s not so much romance as money (read: Real life).
The company is introducing yet another version of the world’s most famous toy, called “Cali (short for California) (Read: Cina, short for Cinnamon) Girl Barbie”. And the firm wants to flaunt her new single image, dressing the plastic icon in shorts (Crisse, faut ben que ça serve de faire du Pilates au boute!), a bikini top (ok.. on relaxe ici quand même) and metal hoop earrings (Those I got!) .
And she’ll have a new admirer – Blaine the Australian boogie boarder. (Read: Mr Jauni the IT guy and Mr Police the Bodyguard)