[I carried a watermelon]
Not that I had any intention what so ever to see the movie "Dirty Dancing - Havana Nights"... Ever

How can we get excited about action that the movie isn't even about? Couldn't Castro at least have crashed the dance contest in disguise, like Douglas Fairbanks would have?
[Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times]

It's only possible to have the time of your life once, and, for this franchise, that was in 1987.
[James Berardinelli]

Sadly we're denied the sight of a middle-aged Baby and Johnny, divorced and unhappy, strutting their stuff on the disco scene. (...)
Alas, the years haven't been kind to Swayze's once-famous phizog. With his leathery skin and botoxic features, he appears to have been the victim of a terrible mix-up at Madame Tussaud's, as if they accidentally re-sculpted the actor to look more like his waxwork.


Gene: "When I got out of there, I was so excited I wanted to sign up for dance lessons right away!!!!"

Nobody puts baby in a corner...