[Paranoid Theory so farfetched that even I was not paranoid enough to come up with it but it turns out it's true]
Who remembers our theory that Titanium Man had a kid with Gracelum-Precioussssss?

Well.. A little out-of-the-blue conversation with S. at the office revealed that Jouni has a kid..
Yeah.. I pretty much fell off my chair too
The impression of S. is also that he was married, but she's not too certain of that but she's convinced he told her he had a little girl
S. was talking to him about her 8yr old son, he mentionned he had a daughter a little bit older than that
That means he had a kid when he was like 17-18???
DAMN
Les estie d'Ontariens...
My criteria for the perfect man were the Job, the Car, the Attitude and the Dog
Now I have to revise that...
I want one that has
the Job-That-doesn't-require-300-hours-per-week
the Car-that-doesn't-break-and-he-needs-mine-for-6-months
the Attitude (on est correcte la-dessus, j'pense)
No kid-from-a-previous-relationship-when-he-himself-was-still-just-a-kid
No ex-wife
No family member dying/near-death/supposed to die soon/sick/maybe sick/maybe gonna die/maybe not gonna die but we're not taking any chances
Is not gay
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[Parlant de Gay]
Est-ce que c'est subtile si je sors souper avec Jouni pis que je commence à y poser les questions de ce quizz?