Thursday, February 12, 2004

[Doll breaks up]


In the news:

They said it would never last. And as it turns out, it hasn’t.
(...) Barbie and Ken have broken up.
As usual with most couples, it’s not so much romance as money
(read: Real life).
The company is introducing yet another version of the world’s most famous toy, called “Cali (short for California) (Read: Cina, short for Cinnamon) Girl Barbie”. And the firm wants to flaunt her new single image, dressing the plastic icon in shorts (Crisse, faut ben que ça serve de faire du Pilates au boute!), a bikini top (ok.. on relaxe ici quand même) and metal hoop earrings (Those I got!) .
And she’ll have a new admirer – Blaine the Australian boogie boarder. (Read: Mr Jauni the IT guy and Mr Police the Bodyguard)


[After the "Eye of the Tiger".. here is "She Bang"]



The #1 Website Dedicated to the Man, The Myth, The Singing and Dancing LEGEND--William Hung!

Go watch the American Idol Audition video.. sooooo worth it!

"(...) the #1 reason we all love William Hung is...

ONCE YOU SEE WILLIAM HUNG

SING AND DANCE,

AN HOUR LATER YOU WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN!?


Wednesday, February 11, 2004

[Be my Titanium Valentine]
Need inspiration to find the perfect give for Valentine's Day?

- Giant Microbes


We make stuffed animals that look like tiny microbes?only a million times actual size! Now available: The Common Cold, The Flu, Sore Throat, Stomach Ache, Bad Breath, Kissing Disease, Athlete's Foot, Ulcer, Martian Life, Beer & Bread, Black Death, and Ebola.
Each 5-to-7 inch doll is accompanied by an image of the real microbe it represents, as well as information about the microbe.



- Gem Sweater



and if you liked this one, check THESE out, and notice the new hairdo!


(Link via Block stump(ed) stupid.. I don't know where he finds his stuff, but, man... )


- Ninja Training Classes

Hello my name is Leon and I have 13 years of martial art training. I gutted out a room in my house and made it a dojo. I've been in Japan the last 5 years and I really want to spread my ninja training to others. I need a class of 5 people, $15 an hour session. If you don't feel you got anything out of it I'll refund you're money. I'm going to start next week on wednesday nights but I dont have room for large classes so first call first serve. I will also supply you with all equiptment. Feel free to bring your own. This is my business cell phone so when you call just ask for Leon and inquire about the ninja training. 415 378 4405.
(I don't remember what site I got it from.. but I sure didn't find that by myself...)


- Tickets for the Li'l G n'R concert




- Donut Cologne


MMMM Donuts!!! That's what the ladies say when they smell Bob's new DONUT COLOGNE. All the ladies just want to eat Bob up when he is wearing his DONUT COLOGNE.
HEY LADIES: If your husband loves to eat donuts try putting some of this on, then see how he notices you.



- And I know what I am getting!!!:


What's the one thing that everyone woman dreams of receiving from her man? A COLOSSAL DIAMOND RING of course! Propose to the woman of your dreams with this COLOSSAL DIAMOND RING and your guaranteed to get a "YES".
The COLOSSAL DIAMOND RING is 2.25" in diameter and is perched on a metal-colored band big enough to be a bracelet for that slim lady in your life (approximately 3" wide).
$1.95 each



- A set of really cool Titanium Speakers!!


6x9" 3-way titanium loudspeakers
Freq. Resp.: 35Hz - 23,000Hz
Sensitivity: 91dB
Normal Impedance: 4 Ohms
Continuous Power Input: 400watts
Peak Power Output: 650watts
Recommended Amplif.: 5 - 175 rms


Ok.. Ok.. C'était une 'tite plug gratuite pour le site à DMan!
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[Ca faisait longtemps...]
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Traduction instantanée du français à l'anglais
Champion jockstrap D'accord
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