[NM Day]
Aujourd'hui est le grand jour.. on a les clés de notre nouveau chez-nous
Aahhh.. une belle semaine en perspective à taper les fenêtre et le découpage et à peinturer...
Des heures de plaisir!
Désormais, aujourd'hui sera reconnu nationalement comme NM Day: Nouvelle Maison Day
Thursday, November 18, 2004
[Noël Approche à Grands Pas!]
Qu'allez-vous donner à vos enfants comme cadeau cette année?
Vous pensez quand même pas qu'une Barbie ou une action figure des Incrédules (Traduction libre de The Incredibles) de $20 va faire leur bonheur, quand même..
Voici donc quelques suggestions de cadeaux CONVENABLES pour les enfants, pis si c'est pas ça qu'ils reçoivent y vont faire rire d'eux autres à l'école pis se faire taper dessus pis y vont être traumatisés le reste de leur vie pis ça va être votre faute!
Pt'it Crisse d'Enfant Fendant!
Price: $15,000
FAO Schwarz 2004 Ultimate toy catalog
Ages: 8 and up.
Who needs a bike when junior can rule the driveway with his very own child-size Mercedes 500 SL. This gasoline-powered two-seater looks just like the adult version, with a fiberglass body, steering, four-wheel disc brake, rubber tires and full suspension. It tops out at 15 MPH with three-speed transmission. Horn, headlights, taillights all work.
C'est quoi là? une M3 c'est pu assez bon pour les kids?
Je suis déçue.. c'est même pas une SL55-AMG Silver
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Des Heures de Carries
Price: $1,599,95
Hammacher Schlemmer
Ages: Not specified
This machine is the same type used by circuses and carnivals. It produces over 100 individual servings of cotton candy in one hour. Plug it into a household outlet. The motor drives the four twirling brushes and a 5 1/2-inch wide heating band that convert the sugar mix into warm, fluffy candy. Cones and sugar sold separately.
Y'a tu quelqu'un d'autre qui trouve que 100 portions à l'heure c'est un peu excessif????
"Oui ma p'tite enfant gâtée.. Mets ta main dans le gros trou ici qui tourne....."
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Eille c'est ma Nouvelle Maison!!
Price: $30,000 and up
FAO Schwarz 2004 Ultimate toy catalog
Ages: 5 and up
This could possibly be the most luxurious playhouse in the world. It's designed by an interior designer, features 8-ft ceilings, lighting, bay windows, electricity, heating and air conditioning. That's not all folks. When your kids are used to playing well, they expect that little bit extra. This house also has a mini-kitchen with running water, custom child-size furnishings, a mini-media room, garage and a grand staircase.
It has AC, man... Y'est-tu trop tard pour pu acheter ma townhouse pis prendre celle là à la place?
Quand même juste $30,000.. une économies de $130,000!!!
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Etouffe-toi dans les Grosses BuBulles
Price: $250
www.neimanmarcus.com
Ages: Not specified
A unique "bubbly" room for when your little guy or gal wants their own getaway. Consists of 31 individual inflatable air cushions. The chill-out room is 5-feet in diameter.
Their own getaway certain.. tu y rentre la tête là-dedans, le kids peut pu respirer pis bye bye au pays des rêves!
Pis toi t'as la paix pour écouter tes soaps!
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Monkey Mansion
Price: $12,000
FAO Schwarz 2004 Ultimate toy catalog
Ages: 4 and up.
The Monkey Mansion tree house actually comes with its own tree! The actual recycled hollow tree features a rear staircase, balcony, turbo slide, monkey bars, and a log window. The clubhouse can seat up to four children.
"comes with it's own tree"?????????
Franchement!
Qu'allez-vous donner à vos enfants comme cadeau cette année?
Vous pensez quand même pas qu'une Barbie ou une action figure des Incrédules (Traduction libre de The Incredibles) de $20 va faire leur bonheur, quand même..
Voici donc quelques suggestions de cadeaux CONVENABLES pour les enfants, pis si c'est pas ça qu'ils reçoivent y vont faire rire d'eux autres à l'école pis se faire taper dessus pis y vont être traumatisés le reste de leur vie pis ça va être votre faute!
Pt'it Crisse d'Enfant Fendant!
Price: $15,000
FAO Schwarz 2004 Ultimate toy catalog
Ages: 8 and up.
Who needs a bike when junior can rule the driveway with his very own child-size Mercedes 500 SL. This gasoline-powered two-seater looks just like the adult version, with a fiberglass body, steering, four-wheel disc brake, rubber tires and full suspension. It tops out at 15 MPH with three-speed transmission. Horn, headlights, taillights all work.
C'est quoi là? une M3 c'est pu assez bon pour les kids?
Je suis déçue.. c'est même pas une SL55-AMG Silver
*********************
Des Heures de Carries
Price: $1,599,95
Hammacher Schlemmer
Ages: Not specified
This machine is the same type used by circuses and carnivals. It produces over 100 individual servings of cotton candy in one hour. Plug it into a household outlet. The motor drives the four twirling brushes and a 5 1/2-inch wide heating band that convert the sugar mix into warm, fluffy candy. Cones and sugar sold separately.
Y'a tu quelqu'un d'autre qui trouve que 100 portions à l'heure c'est un peu excessif????
"Oui ma p'tite enfant gâtée.. Mets ta main dans le gros trou ici qui tourne....."
*******************************
Eille c'est ma Nouvelle Maison!!
Price: $30,000 and up
FAO Schwarz 2004 Ultimate toy catalog
Ages: 5 and up
This could possibly be the most luxurious playhouse in the world. It's designed by an interior designer, features 8-ft ceilings, lighting, bay windows, electricity, heating and air conditioning. That's not all folks. When your kids are used to playing well, they expect that little bit extra. This house also has a mini-kitchen with running water, custom child-size furnishings, a mini-media room, garage and a grand staircase.
It has AC, man... Y'est-tu trop tard pour pu acheter ma townhouse pis prendre celle là à la place?
Quand même juste $30,000.. une économies de $130,000!!!
********************************
Etouffe-toi dans les Grosses BuBulles
Price: $250
www.neimanmarcus.com
Ages: Not specified
A unique "bubbly" room for when your little guy or gal wants their own getaway. Consists of 31 individual inflatable air cushions. The chill-out room is 5-feet in diameter.
Their own getaway certain.. tu y rentre la tête là-dedans, le kids peut pu respirer pis bye bye au pays des rêves!
Pis toi t'as la paix pour écouter tes soaps!
*********************************
Monkey Mansion
Price: $12,000
FAO Schwarz 2004 Ultimate toy catalog
Ages: 4 and up.
The Monkey Mansion tree house actually comes with its own tree! The actual recycled hollow tree features a rear staircase, balcony, turbo slide, monkey bars, and a log window. The clubhouse can seat up to four children.
"comes with it's own tree"?????????
Franchement!
Monday, November 15, 2004
[Une Ontarienne Déménagée?]
In September, a Roanoke (Va.) Times story documented the righteous complaint of Melissa Williamson, 35, that street construction noise outside her home in southeast Roanoke, especially by jackhammers, would have a harmful effect on her unborn child, then two months from term. The published Times story ignited a firestorm of reader mail because it was accompanied by a candid photo of Williamson in her front yard, looking annoyed at the construction mess, but puffing away on a cigarette. [Roanoke Times, 9-27-04]
In September, a Roanoke (Va.) Times story documented the righteous complaint of Melissa Williamson, 35, that street construction noise outside her home in southeast Roanoke, especially by jackhammers, would have a harmful effect on her unborn child, then two months from term. The published Times story ignited a firestorm of reader mail because it was accompanied by a candid photo of Williamson in her front yard, looking annoyed at the construction mess, but puffing away on a cigarette. [Roanoke Times, 9-27-04]