[The Lab Ray of Boredom]
Perd 2 points de défence d'un bord, gagne 4 d'endurance de l'autre...
Y se passe rien de compétent pantoute avec mon Néopet cruche. Elle est tellement twit, le lab est même pas capable de la changer en quelque chose de compétent!
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[Eau de Bin Bin]
From News of the Weird
In November, Yeslam Bin Laden, one of 53 siblings and half-siblings of Osama, announced in Paris that he would soon bring to market upscale floral fragrances for men and women at about $30 an ounce, though the products will bear his first name rather than his last, for obvious reasons. (However, in February, the trademark authority in Switzerland, where Yeslam lives, resolved in his favor his long-held-up application to use the "Bin Laden" name commercially, in case he decides to.) Yeslam said he hasn't seen Osama in 17 years and is appalled by his Al-Qaeda activities. [New York Times, 11-5-04; Reuters, 2-24-05]
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[E.T Emails Home]
Talk to Aliens
TalkToAliens.com is the world's first intergalactic communication system. Our transmitter and 10.5-foot parabolic antenna will transmit your voice -- LIVE, as you talk -- to the deepest reaches of the cosmos.
Q. Is this a gimmick? Are you really transmitting my messages into space?
A. This is not a gimmick. And, yes, we'll transmit your messages -- live -- into space as you are speaking through your telephone. And, with our NEW e-mail service, we'll broadcast up your text messages (up to 1,000 words long!) into the deepest reaches of space. PLUS you'll get a FREE "Certificate of Interstellar Broadcast" with every text message. Talk about an "out-of-this-world" gift!
Q. Can I say anything I'd like in my broadcast message?
A. We strongly encourage that you refrain from any profane or indecent language. As mentioned above, it is highly unlikely that anyone here on earth will hear your messages. Even so, it would seem prudent and polite to keep your language respectable. Feel free to speak your mind, sing, chant, rant, etc. to your heart's content. Be a good "Earth Ambassador" to any civilizations that might be tuned in!
La fonction "e-mail" est maintenant aussi disponible, bientot avec la possibilité d'envoyer des photos digitales.
Pensez-vous que si on envoie des photos de bébé laite, les Aliens vont avoir peur de nous autres pis nous envahiront jamais?
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